Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid looks like a done deal, but how much sense does this make for the floundering Blancos? What is everyone getting wrong about this switch? Why is his Leverkusen a bad blueprint for the Spanish giants? And what do they need this summer to make it work?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with skincare, baby photo shoots, and One Weird Trick.

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