Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The transfer window is open, so this week we’re talking three players who need an escape from their current clubs. Marcus Rashford wants out of Manchester United, but what has he got left to offer, and why do none of the suitors make sense? Jack Grealish is clearly irrelevant at City, but would a switch to Spurs help? And Eduardo Camavinga remains one of the best young midfielders in the world, so why isn’t he treated that way at Real Madrid?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with sex segregation, non-fiction, and cafetières.

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