The world's only college football podcast always makes the most logical choice, and that is why this episode is about SPOOKY STORIES TO TELL AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. Topics include:

- Which coach’s head is secretly held on to his body by a velvet ribbon?

- Ryan is not in this show because every terrible story you ever heard about New York came true at once, in his bloodstream

- A great deal of time is spent in Indiana without properly taunting Indiana, and for that we apologize in advance

- Also a lot of freshwater ecology talk, for some reason

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