Carly and Emma dive into the merits of labels, how to react if someone says you taste like chlamydia, and if its worth it to come out as bi – if you are in a happy, monogamous, straight marriage. PLUS Carly’s reaction to Emma’s most bazar childhood secret yet... FMK

FMK: STEVE IRWIN, MISTER ROGERS, LAVAR BURTON

Is it foolish to let your boyfriend ejaculate inside of you? How do you go about telling guys you are thinking about hooking up with that you contracted an STD from a sexual assault? What do you do if you can’t have an orgasm from P in va-G? What do you do if you think your friend has an eating disorder but she is sensitive about the conversation?

FMK: CAST OF FRIENDS - Chandler, Ross, Joey - Monica, Rachel, Phoebe.

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Listener wants to know if he should edit his stand up set if his ex is going to be in the crowd. We discuss the difference between asexual and “acommittal” (which is a word we made up). And also give absolutely terrible advice to a listener that needs work on her gay-dar.

FMK: QUEER EYE EDITION: ANTONI, KARAMO, JONATHAN.

Emma had another accident. Listener wants to know if she should tell her boyfriend that she slept with his best friend/roommate while they were on a break. Should you risk a friendship ending to see if a relationship could be possible?

How long do you wait for him to propose if you’ve already been together for 7 years ? FMK: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah hill

Listener is confused about what to do after she left her boyfriend to explore new things sexually and is now feeling lonely. We talk about what to do if you’re in love with someone that will never love you. FMK John Mayer, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Michael B Jordan. Send us questions at [email protected]

Emma saw the guy she gave a blowjob to.

Carly is single again after being in a very long one month relationship. Guy can’t get it up after he had sex with a porn star and contracted a treatable STD, a woman listener wants to know when to begin maintaining her mustache. Follow up from a listener who’s question was answered about when to say “I love you”. A food FMK featuring Nachos, wings, and mozerella sticks. And a person FMK featuring DJ khaled, Mr.Bean, and Bob Ross.

Carly and Emma welcome you to another episode of Secret Keepers Club, where they touch on such topics as Gold Teeth, leaky brain, dry BJs and spineless Momma’s boys.

Carly has her period, Emma might have gout. Listener wants to know how to discuss how/when to bring toys into a relationship when your partner isn’t as open to discussing sex. Emma and Carly discuss their stance on fisting/butt stuff. Listener wants to know what to do when “he ain’t the one but he’s a lot of fun”. And a riveting fuck, marry, kill featuring: Mystical, Fabolous, and DMX.

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Carly and Emma discuss relationships, cheaters, and how to move on. And a friendly game of FMK. Email us at [email protected]

Carly & Emma answer questions sent in from listeners and play a fun game of Fuck,marry, kill.

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