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Season 2 Episode 16 “The Critical Theory of Veggie Omelets, John McAfee, and Space Jazz”

This week we deliver the goods folks! We cover the most relevant topics in todays HARD HITTING NEWS! We talk about the Swedish Democratic process and the new age movement to sterilize the common Icelandic Snow Weasel, the current banjo epidemic, and most importantly the laws and regulations governing the sport of Badger pitching. We also find time to speak on the most crucial topics that are affecting the American Veteran in the America of today:

-       The Veggie Omelet, friend or foe.

-       Americas Next Hacking!! Who’s next?

-       South Africa is the worst Africa.

-       Catapults and Congress for 500 Alex!

-       McAfee. Or how I came to love the trial run of anti-virus software

-       Space Jazz, minus the a.

-       The longest Star Wars loop hole you have ever gotten into….

And as always, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MORE!!! 

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LASTLY but certainly not least, If you live in Northwest Florida and are looking for custom artisanal wood work, look no further. “By a Warriors Hands” is the only custom wood working artist that you need. Chris has an impressive resume and catalog of completed work that is sure to take you breath away. Chris and his design team will take on your next project and deliver you the finished piece of your dreams! You can reach Chris at 864-986-9584 or on Facebook at “By a warriors hands”

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WHAT IS UP GANG!! Today we bring you yet another WONDERFUL, INFORMATIVE, and DARE I SAY Life altering "Mindful Minutes Segment". Today we will discuss Sleep Hygiene and the powerful habits that will help you CONQUER SLEEP!!! 

So grab a pen and some paper and get ready to learn how to get some solid sleep!!!!

ENJOY!

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Security Halt! "Mindful Minutes Segment" - A is for ANXIETY!

Hello Gang! Lets talk about one of the most annoying and constant issues we all face, ANXIETY! For many of us we dealt with this prior to the Military and once we went to war, things got worse!! BUT GOOD NEWS!! I bring you some great information and some great tools to combat this little asshole! 

So sit back and get ready to learn some new tools to combat ANXIETY!!

Security Halt Podcast is proudly sponsored by: Hunter Performance Automotive located in Northern Colorado. They do everything from suspensions, turbo kits, super chargers, TO FULL ON Engine Swaps! Hit them up today and tell them Gregs mom sent you! Call 970-396-1081

Are you tired of subpar patches? Do you want quality leather goods? Well your search is over! Grab your phone, go to Instagram and look up Hammer 41 Leatherworks and checkout what my man Merryll is cooking up for you! For your very own custom order email [email protected]. MY MAN IS SURGICAL WIT DAT SEWING MACHINE SO HIT HIM UP NOW!!

LASTLY but certainly not least, If you live in Northwest Florida and are looking for custom artisanal wood work, look no further. “By a Warriors Hands” is the only custom wood working artist that you need. Chris has an impressive resume and catalog of completed work that is sure to take you breath away. Chris and his design team will take on your next project and deliver you the finished piece of your dreams! You can reach Chris at 864-986-9584 or on Facebook at “By a warriors hands”

If you or anyone you know wants to sponsor the Security Halt podcast send us your info at [email protected]

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Good Morning Gang! We are back with another amazing episode. On todays docket for discussion are a wide variety of topics, BUT FIRST AND FOREMOST... I'd like to give a SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSOR!!!! HUNTER PERFORMANCE, located in Northern Colorado! If you need help with your power adder needs CALL 970-396-1081!! They are one of the few local shops that offer GREAT SERVICE, GREAT DEALS, at UNBEATABLE PRICES!! 
On this episode we discuss the always amazing and lovely Crystal Methody, the labor force shortage, Gregs hate for white men that gather in social clubs in order to play dress up, we discuss the truth behind Chewbacca, and  we discuss the positive benefits of grounding! SO PLEASE, sit back and enjoy!

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Welcome back gang, in this episode we discuss ONLY the most riveting and truly important subjects that WE ALL FACE TODAY. Such as...
- Dealing with the loss of a dog that was neither good or bad... sort of like a room mate that shits on the floor.
- Are we headed to a dystopian future yet? Greg and I think so!
- We discuss my journey to seeking help for my mental health issues
- We script our very own Army recruitment video
- We learn that Paul should never be allowed near a sentient Robot 
- AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!

So sit back, grab some creamed corn and enjoy this episode!!!!

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WELCOME BACK!! We made it to a Second Season!! In this episode we mostly spend our time talking about some of the more serious and often very controversial topics that we as Americans and Veterans face EACH AND EVERYDAY!.....

NO... Not at all. We do not cover anything within the realm of social norms, Governmental policies or the failures of our Global leaders. HOWEVER.... We do discuss the following..
- MOVIES!
- TV Shows
- Gregs b-hole and its magical retention abilities
- AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

SOOOOOO Sit back and enjoy 54 minutes of mind numbing poop and fart jokes! 

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Episode 10 : “Lessons from a Kentucky Colonel”!!

Is this Wato? Or is it gay porn?

Welcome back folks to the Security Halt podcast! In this episode we welcome our great friend Colonel Horatio Faulkner Gaydog. Col Gaydog regales us with many tales from our time in the 82nd. But as always we find our way into the realm of dick jokes, cum, and discussing other high caliber topics, such as: Dick Predator, dealing with the loss of a friend, how to file your onlyfans profit on this years taxes, and how to ghost Greg’s mom. So sit back, and enjoy EPISODE 10: “Lessons from a Kentucky Colonel”!!

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Episode 9 : NEW YEAR EXTRA SPECIAL SHOW…3 months late!

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!! Brand New Year some ole Bullshit 

As usual we discuss ONLY the most riveting news worthy things! 

Such as the Myanmar Coup, Germanys fancy new homeless pods, and our new Dad in the office!

But more importantly EVIL JAR JAR BINKS IS FUCKING SCARY!!! He’s the Star Wars Villain THAT WE DESERVE!

We develop the BEST STAR WARS game show, and we catch up on Paul’s nephews latest shenanigans, AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!!

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WHAT. IS.UP!
Guys, THINGS HAVE BEEN HECTIC! We had to vote for a new Podcast President and things DID NOT GO WELL! We only had TWO options, a retarded octogenarian AND a dude that HAS DEFINITELY banged Greg’s mom. Of course WE VOTED FOR THE DUDE THAT BANGED OUT Greg’s MOM! BUT SOME HOW, a computer program created by a Slovakian Night Club owner rigged the election, any ways.... The podcast is now being managed by some 80 year old that sniffs kids and eats tapioca pudding in a bathroom. BUT.... he lets us DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT, as long as we wear masks and burn down shit!
ANY WAYS! On this episode we BRING TO YOU THE TALE OF ALEX T. MAYNARD!!! Alex Maynard is a former Paratrooper who now travels around the world spreading the word of the Gospel, volunteering to feed single mothers, and free basing cocaine while dressed as Sponge Bob. He is an incredibly talented guy with an upcoming podcast/Instagram/blog called "The Travel Bros Podcast". He is a great dude so look him up and support him! Along the way we will discuss SOOOOO many new and EXCITING topics... SUCH AS....

1. Angies List it’s not just house chores anymore!
2. FORTNIGHT or Foreskin?
3. Elon Musk... GENETICALLY MODIFIED GERMAN TRANSFORMER.... WEREFORMER?
4. Deaf U...... NOT A GREAT IDEA.....
5. Star Wars: Marriage relations mini games!!!
6. STAR WARS! PROTOCOL DROIDS!

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HI EVERYONE!! This episode is a fanboy dream come true for us! Today we talk to our very own FIRST SAUSAGE MAC!!! Mac was our Platoon Daddy and one of the most influential leaders we had in the 82nd. We covered a lot of topics on this one, as always we covered Star Wars and the downfall of Afghanistan. We poke fun of drone pilots. But most importantly we talk about what it means to be a leader in the Army. Its not always sunshine and BJs but it is rewarding. So strap in and get plugged in to EPISODE 007  "The Mackening, return of the Mac. MACKITY MAC, MACCCCC!"

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