Shutdown Fullcast

Holly has some train news

Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk

Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking

Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC

The Cal Appreciation Minute ™

Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch

This Is March [citation needed]

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- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry

- Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated

- Found a haunted website

- Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts

- Jason launches a new Scottish conquest

- Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess?

- If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved

- Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience

- Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time

- Breaking hair news

- How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender

- Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky

- This week's theme performed by Surber

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- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents

- Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone

- Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode

- Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football

- Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference

- And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another

- And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another

- This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts

- This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham

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Flat Cam Theory

Dune is a college football movie

Marvin Harrison Jr. eradicates the LSAT

The Absolutely True Story of the Oldest Longhorn Ever

Dan Enos Sneak Attacks Spencer

An extended game which ends with us sending Jared Goff to FSU, Geno Smith to Rutgers, and Russell Wilson to Texas A&M after their playing days are over

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- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS

- Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing

- Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder

- Lmao this intro music by Trey

- Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project

- Spencer: undercover Crusader?

- A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest

- Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You

- Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU

- Hot gossip!! The media-biz stories behind "niche"!!

- Blockhead freshmen savage a (totally real) Christian advice manual, as performed by Jamie Howard, Will Leitch, Chili, Andrew Klema, Brigit our videographer, Jay Busbee, and Daniel Palmer

- Ryan's Catholic zoology update

- Collective salvation, as explained by a 2000s punk cover song

- Thank you to AV crew Surber, Doug, Anthony, and Brigit!

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A small amount of football talk regarding the Super Bowl, not too much, don’t worry

Surber has difficulties

Masculinity is back, and this is just what it looks like

Chip Kelly does the Reverse Oregon Trail

A modest proposal for next year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl

Swedish Yule Goat Arson Update

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Las Vegas Super Bowl preview includes: necessity of spray tans! The deceptively wide-ranging concept of Game Management! We definitely all know which NFL player would befriend a coyote! Chiefs Fatigue and its roots!

Spencer makes several dangerous propositions

You'll never guess which fanbases are still/already in their feelings about the 2023-24 college football season!

A use case for porn bots

Back to Chuck E. Cheese

Pondering the State Of Broadcast Journalism

Affirmations of our youths

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Light the MILFBeam for the Super Bowl

Criss Angel, Sober Hall Buddy

Stop un-theming hotels

DJ Durkin’s back, that taste in your throat is nihilism and it’s not going away

Pacific J!i!!m!!

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- Choose a Google Drive product to get stuck in, Tron-style

- A brief history of how Hand In The Dirt saved the Shutdown Fullcast

- America's new favorite podcast game is Where's Felder

- Is self-cleaning mode on an oven even a real thing

- Offseason plans, advice, and brags, from horticulture to romance novel food trucks

- How to get into wrestling in 2024, which Jason says you should do

- Ryan is an old man who fears technology

- No for real have you seen Felder

- Out: Peloton. In: Pianos.

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We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out

Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp

The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms

How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships 

A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret

Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach?

For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them

What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit?

Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops

Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page

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