Shutdown Fullcast

This is the end of a show that lasted longer and traveled farther than any of its hosts ever contemplated. Like most episodes themselves, that end is sudden and unexpected and may not make much sense to you. It contains answer to some questions, but not all of them, and gets bogged down with weird distractions. The moon is there, and so is Casio Dog, and the Fullcat, and Bobby Petrino. Welcome. This was the Shutdown Fullcast, and we hope you enjoyed it, because we sure as hell did.

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Let us assemble to talk about the only pressing subject in college football or the world at large: dogs, and the very dumb things they eat/do/think. (WARNING: Also contains discussion of Spencer pooping outdoors.)

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When you have to confront your evil self in a nightmare zone, that's a spring game.

Introducing MORON OPERA, America's finest storytelling mode

When a rasslin match convinces you the evil clown is the good guy

Florida faces its demons in the funhouse

NC State faces its horrifying LACK OF A FACE!

And a swamplord from USC's past returns with vengeance

Also, football coaches, please just read the card and stop ad-libbing about the pandemic, thanks

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On this episode, Spencer and Holly talk to a real live medical doctor about Covid-19 and what you can do to help. Also, there are some very silly conversations about a medical drama starring SEC coaches, rat tails, Godfrey eating an unpleasant but not impossible amount of fast food for charity, and laser tag.

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As the Shutdown Fullcast continues quarantine, we review the emergency status of the South's major breakfast chains, give you helpful Italian lessons, and ponder the meaning of unexpected knives. Don't worry if this description doesn't make sense. Nothing else does, either.

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If you're thinking this episode seems strangely like the episodes the Fullcast releases when the world's operating normally, consider this: we were preparing you all along! (We weren't. We don't plan that well.)

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Welcome to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, only Bill Simmons podcast, and only Ringer NBA podcast.

Today we're discussing:

An American rite of passage: having to sweat in a pig costume on a 95-degree day

Seriously, were all of you Piggly Wiggly mascots as kids

What to do when Hank Aaron sees you nude

What to do when you are a nude Willie the Wildcat

The Deontay Wilder entrance costume of dangerously slapped-together dragon mascots

"My mom managed a Big Dog Sportswear. Governor Schwarzenegger was coming to the mall."

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Time once again for the college football internet's single most reliable content: PICKING COACHES WHO SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER

Holly, Jason, and Spencer are each managing their own stables, drafting FBS head coaches to build five-man tag teams

You, the Podcast Readership, have also filled out a draft board and get a five-coach team of your own

Ryan is not here, so we're giving him all the lowest-voted coaches from your draft board

Ryan's team will be competing for the Intercontinental title at absolute most

Tell a friend about our stupid podcast!

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Hot streaks are real. Everyone gets that moment - on a basketball court or in a casino or at work or wherever - where you just absolutely cannot be stopped. These are, in effect, the anti-disasters, in which you are the force to be reckoned with. We are here to celebrate those moments, in your lives and in the lives of college football players, even if sometimes they're just "I did this dumb thing multiple times and it didn't kill me!"

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Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out.

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