This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers a veritable panoply of important topics including ACTUAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

The menu includes:

--A super important Bobby Bowden imitation which is totally not Foghorn Leghorn

--We review the starting quarterbacks for three conferences, and in turn reveal our total ignorance of who's actually starting at any position for any team at this point in the year.

--No really, go through the ACC and even try to know what you're talking about after you name "Deshaun Watson."

--A discussion of what decade you'd rather live in that results in Ryan saying: "Which is probably why I'm so sexual."

--The choosing of which game in 2015 will result in a 0-0 tie going into overtime. (Hi, Alabama/LSU.)

--Us calling Iowa/Iowa State "El Assico," which we repeat because that is the proper name for the game and we want everyone to know it.

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