Snark Bait

WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK! Christy and Sophie dive into everything nefarious this week, including Tom Sandoval’s latest antics, West Wilson’s whiteboard series, Kylie Jenner’s PR week from hell, the latest Tayvis wedding rumors, “Love Island,” “Ladies of London” reboot getting cancelled, and soooooo much more. 

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Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

03:04 Tom Sandoval throwing his girlfriend’s dad into a firepit

09:39 West Wilson’s whiteboard

23:42 Ad Break

24:52 Ladies of London reboot cancelled

28:27 Kylie Jenner’s housekeeper files suit against her

36:42 Taylor and Travis’ wedding

43:10 DEOs & LEOs

51:33 Final Thoughts & Wrap up

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From CMBYN to NYU rumors (iykyk), here’s everything you need to know about Hollywood’s hottest It boy. 

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Stop guessing you’re clean and start feeling it. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code SNARK at HelloTUSHY.com! 

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Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

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@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

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Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

03:55 Overview & Background

13:07 Career

33:11 Cast in Dune 2021

58:23:12 Ad Marker

58:23 Public Image

01:00:49 Club Chalamet

01:04:27 Relationships

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WE’RE BACK!! Christy and Sophie have LOTS to discuss including “Love Island,” “The Valley,” Joe Alwyn’s new romance, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding rumors, and sooooo much more. 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Stop guessing you’re clean and start feeling it. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code SNARK at HelloTUSHY.com! 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

Head to Wayfair.com right now to get your outdoor space ready for way less!

Get ahead of it now and get fifteen dollars off your first task at Taskrabbit.com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code SNARK.

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

05:06 Love Island

21:49 Ad Break

23:13 The Valley

31:04 Sarah Pidgeon and Joe Alwyn

34:46 Daveigh Chase

38:44 DEOs & LEOs

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We’ll still love her when she’s no longer young and beautiful — even if she leaves us scratching our heads more often than not. 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market! Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/SNARK. 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

Head to Wayfair.com right now to get your outdoor space ready for way less!

Get ahead of it now and get fifteen dollars off your first task at Taskrabbit.com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code SNARK.

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

06:46 Overview & Background

13:10 Early Career Drama

21:32 Ad Break

22:42 Career Breakthrough

29:33 Glamorizing Abuse / "Question for the Culture"

35:08 Cultural Appropriation / Racial Comments

37:44 COVID Mesh Mask (Oct 2020)

38:57 Dating a Cop

58:37 Conservative Aesthetics

01:03:18 Ethel Cain Feud 2025

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WELCOME BACK! Christy and Sophie were traveling this week for the Dark Energy Tour, so in lieu of a new DET, enjoy one of our favorite throwback Patreon episodes from August 2025!

Remember Kylie Swim? How about Kylie Baby?! Christy and Sophie walk through the brands Kylie (and Kris) would like us to pretend never existed. But we don’t forget!

Thank you to our sponsors!

Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market! Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/SNARK. 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

Head to Wayfair.com right now to get your outdoor space ready for way less!

Get ahead of it now and get fifteen dollars off your first task at Taskrabbit.com or on the Taskrabbit app using promo code SNARK.

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Sign up for our weekly newsletter!

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

09:05 KYLIE COSMETICS

19:47 Ad Break

20:58 KYLIE SKIN

24:34 KYLIE SWIM

30:59 KYLIE BABY

38:27 KHY Brand

56:22 Final Thoughts & Wrap up

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This ex-Bachelorette contestant and current social media “comedian” prompted an entire discourse about the word “gaslighting” when his season was airing. Was it warranted? (Spoiler alert: yes.) 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Wrap yourself (and your pets) in luxury with Lola Blankets! Use our code SNARK for 40% off LolaBlankets.com for a limited time. 

Get the Flamingo Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/SNARK. (It includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!) 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 

Friday 6/12/2026 New York City

Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

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@snarkbaitpod  

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FULL LINKS:

Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

08:30 Overview & Background

14:40 Ad Break

16:16 Bachelorette

41:14 Devaluation

43:07 Discard

43:37 Hoovering

49:45 Victoria Fuller Saga

56:15 Career

57:22 Sofia Bevarly

01:05:14 Final Thoughts & Wrap up

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WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK! Christy and Sophie have MUCH to discuss including (surprise, surprise) “Summer House” updates, Jake Shane on a yacht with Alix Earle and Stassie Baby, an “Off Campus” star’s breakup, a “Heated Rivalry” star’s controversy, rumors of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting married at Madison Square Garden (???) and SOOOOO much more. 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Wrap yourself (and your pets) in luxury with Lola Blankets! Use our code SNARK for 40% off LolaBlankets.com for a limited time. 

Get the Flamingo Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/SNARK. (It includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!) 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 

Friday 6/12/2026 New York City

Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

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@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

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FULL LINKS:

Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

05:41 Summer House Reunion Pt 2

15:22 Grand Prix - Monaco

18:51 Mika Abdalla from “Off Campus”

26:25 Ad Break

28:01 Hudson Williams swastika photo resurfacing

37:38 Travis and Taylor getting married at MSG

42:29 DEOs & LEOs

53:39 Final thoughts & Wrap up

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From her lavish (and occasionally alarming) Instagram posts to her friendship (and fallout) with Taylor Swift, Miles Teller’s longtime love is endlessly fascinating. 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market with Honeylove and enjoy up to 50% off the Memorial Day sale at Honeylove.com/SNARK. 

Get the Flamingo Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/SNARK. (It includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!) 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 

Friday 6/12/2026 New York City

Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

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@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:

Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

06:22 Overview & Background

07:38 Career: Model to Wife/Influencer/Hanger-On 

17:17 Miles Teller

23:56 Ad Break

25:00 Businesses

31:38 Taylor Swift

55:23 Palisades Fire

59:12 Manic Online Presence

01:08:49 Final Thoughts & Wrap Up

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We had so much to say about the “Summer House” reunion it pretty much took up the entire episode. HAPPY TUESDAY! 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market with Honeylove and enjoy up to 50% off the Memorial Day sale at Honeylove.com/SNARK. 

Get the Flamingo Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/SNARK. (It includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!) 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 

Friday 6/12/2026 New York City

Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

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@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

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FULL LINKS:

Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Initial thoughts & Feelings

06:28 Summer House Reunion Pt 1

11:21 Ad Break

12:25 The Timeline

37:03 DEOs & LEOs

45:06 Final thoughts & Wrap up

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From married family vlogger and OG YouTuber to chronic oversharer and divorced reality TV star, Aspyn Ovard has lived many, many lives, captivating audiences along the way. Oh, and did someone say… throuple? 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Take the guesswork out of daily vitamins! For a limited time, our listeners get up to 57% off at FirstDay.com with promo code SNARK. 

Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market with Honeylove and enjoy up to 50% off the Memorial Day sale at Honeylove.com/SNARK. 

Get the Flamingo Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/SNARK. (It includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!) 

Refresh your everyday with luxury you’ll actually use! Head to Quince.com/SNARKBAIT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Get 70–80% off EVERYTHING when you sign up as a new VIP at Fabletics.com/SNARK! Take a quick style quiz and select SNARK when prompted to unlock this limited-time offer. 

We’re on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour and get 25% off your tickets with code BABYSNARK25! 

Friday 6/12/2026 New York City

Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

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@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:

Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 

Full video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 

Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 

Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Substack https://substack.com/@snarkbaitpod 

Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

06:15 Overview & Background

11:10 Aspen & Parker

14:37 Total Rebrand Timeline

19:49 Ad Break

20:58 Divorce

32:58 Sexuality

45:37 Secret lives

52:39 Friendships / Fallouts

54:12 Extra

55:03 Final thoughts & Wrap up

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