Sneaky Dragon

Ciao, Sneakers. Welcome to a not so special Christmas episode of Sneaky Dragon. This week Ian and Dave talk Sneaky 3:16; look at naked ladies in the library; have a no pressure Christmas; buy gifts for the unbuyable; get up to some computer solitaire hi-jinks; eat delicious tomato marmalade; drink painful eggnogs; rate old chocolate bars; saying no no to coconuts; muse over their imminent deaths; get heretical; decide death is no big deal; throw each other to the bear; do some bad jokes and dad jokes; value family; receive the worst chocolate gift; declare death to the Christmas novelty song; recommend Olive the Other Reindeer; find toilet eggs; spoil Star Wars; reveal their new podcast: The Empire Strikes Backchat; receive some hellos and Christmas cookies from fans; give a message about the Queen; watch thespian autobots; and, finally, Christmas carols take a dark turn.

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Best of the season, Sneakers! Welcome to episode 315. This week Ian and Dave are joined by the final winner of our “Come Eat with Us”, Crystal King and her husband Ryan to overhear Ian and Dave’s movie plans; give some compliments to Dave; figure out some obscure board games; provide some delicious snacks; ride on a penny-farthing bicycle; wear some special bicycle shoes; have an acne mix-up; get into a D & D nerd out; bring babies to the movies; get into a children and environment versus genetics controversy; discuss jobs and shops; do some farming; do the gym thing; worry about net neutrality; discuss concert memories and disappearing venues; controverse about Star Wars; make some Chick Talk™; and, finally, attempt to answer Dave’s question: Are generations divided by age or by cultural phenomenon?

Thanks for listening. And thanks to Crystal and Ryan King for dropping by!

And we would love to hear from you: Are generations divided by age or by cultural phenomenon? Discuss.

Ciao, Sneakers! Welcome to the fantastic 314th episode of the fantastic podcast Sneaky Dragon. We’re sure you’ll agree that it’s fantastic!

This week on the show, some big happenings; Ian has a recommendation for you: local comedian Ivan Decker’s album I Wanted to Be a Dinosaur; more disaster; the mystery of Bitcoin; other busted booms; the foosball omen; Ian is too honest; pinball machine money; the mystery of Leif Garrett; in praise of Nancy Drew; let’s rate attractive guys; it’s hard to be creative; the DC Universe swings to the right; the rundown on Runaways; the Punisher versus Iron Fist; Ian’s Hawaiian punch: duct tape, cockroaches, bed negotiations, swimming season, kinging the bed, and scary oceans; Ian is this week’s Chick Talk special correspondent; up with fluffy waffles; and, finally, a bonus Beatles episode.

Thanks for listening.

Can we say our own Ivan Decker? Knocking it out of the park on Conan:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to lucky Episode 313 of your second or possible third favourite podcast! This week on the show, Ian and Dave describe a little adventure they had involving car troubles, tow trucks and angry drivers; Ian is waved off; Dave gives some going to the tips; Ian wonders if Dave is Batman; marvel at the Marvel workout; marvel at Arnold vs. Lou; Dave argues against Dad Rock, but strangely for Yacht Rock; they do a Canadian content countdown; Dave confuses Focuses with Helixes; and, finally, Dave’s daughter Eve drops by as special Chick Talk™ correspondent with some chicken talk, and a little Vancouver architecture criticism.

Here is that Dad Rock video:

If you’ve never seen the ages-old web series Yacht Rock, here is your chance:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the actual, real, true, and absolutely factual sixth anniversary show of Sneaky Dragon! Ian and Dave celebrate by…

…not really doing anything different. Just talking.

This week they talk about first grade learnin’; silent reading; schools on film; outdoor locker theft; the wonders of the Minidisc; our animal listenership; no water on Mars; the copycat American Thanksgiving; monochromatic Woody Allen films; another look at I Love You, Daddy; portraying sympathetic rich jerks; Dave’s comeuppance; cute racists; poor musical parenting; a Thunder Bay knock; Canada’s failed film industry; fond Canadian memories; friendly giants; local TV kids shows; obscure animated kids shows; cowboy magic; a Hinterland Who’s Who theme song controversy; and, finally, jazz cats.

Thanks for listening.

The wonders of the Minidisc:

Despite Ian’s outrage, here is two pipes and a bassoon on the Friendly Giant:

That obscure French cartoon Dave watched as a burnt-out student:

 

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 311! This week Ian and Dave are joined by Third Dragon Nina Matsumoto, who celebrates her birthday by discussing preferred facial hair; designing t-shirts for Fangamer; eating Ian’s poisoned bon-bons; looking up a giant beanstalk; returning to the apple controversy; eating Halloween apples; quoting a lot of Wikipedia; describing her dog’s weird fear; talking booze balls; getting in a widget controversy; listing foreign X-Men; wondering about historical body swapping; getting down on Funko Pops; virtually enjoying reality; playing stress dream video games; committing bulk theft; giving some background to the Sparks! creative process; feeling blah about the Death Note movie; spoiling Stranger Things 2; hearing about Louis C.K.’s I Love You, Daddy; bringing a gift of questionable taste; taking part in Chick Talk™; and, finally, acknowledging the existence of American Thanksgiving.

Thanks for listening.

The fascinating (to Dave) design of the aluminum can:

The stress game that Nina loves:

That controversial film:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 310 of the least popular shoebox on the Internet! This week on the show: “How ya doin?”; ointments and unguents; a lot of littles; too many Daves; Ian’s middle name; what we learn from school fights; high school or death cult; character actor limits; Dave’s bad whatchamacallit; Nina’s mutant ability; arcade fun; the miracle of 2-D; call to an ambrosia salad expert; too much desserts; more about salads; Chick Talk™; a call to Nick Park; Dave is sensitive; the benefits of oily skin; getting older; Ian is returning to stand up; Ian learns the awful truth; Ian and Dave tackle the hard issues: their thoughts on Hollywood’s rape culture; Dave’s a book-reading jerk; and, finally, we want to know your favourite Sex Pistols song.

Thanks for listening.

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to our newest episode yet! Sneaky Dragon Episode 309. This week Ian and Dave are doing it again: doing a lot of tangents – from The Great Gatsby to Chilliwack (the town) to Chillieack (the band) to The Collectors to Chilliwack (the band) to Chilliwack (the town) to The Great Gatsby.They have a special correspondent this week for Chick Talk™; Dave’s wife Lezah is called up for some Great Gatsby expertise; suggestions are requested to fill in Dave’s sad neglect of American authors; they celebrate apples again; decide local food is best; have some VIP problems; do some food talk about cauliflower popcorn, raw carrots, broccoli and cauliflower, and Dave has an important hot dog question. A Dollop of Trollope makes a return; a sequel to The Thing is pitched; Ian has a Howard the Duck theory; there is some Duck Talk™; let’s remember that Buck Rogers wasn’t great; Dave wonders where are the new martial artists; Ian will be wandering around Fan Expo; and, finally, Dave is over fifty, and confused.

That disturbing Duck Tales video:

That other disturbing duck video:

Hola, Sneakers!

Welcome to another episode of the popular dating website Sneaky Dragon! This week on the show, Ian and Dave get off to a rough start; criticize some unwarranted criticism; invite the siren apocalypse; have a cat update; experience pet feelings; ask some universal questions; find out who really killed JFK; get paranoid; turn into crabby not old people; are still worried about Jim Carrey; figure it’s just a coincidence; see the past and sort of freak out; watch the forgotten Timothy Dalton James Bond film; are offensive to devils; get bad candy; discover a potential Halloween bonanza; can’t watch long shows; go off The Inhumans; read Star Trek letters of condolences; go on a fruit rant; and, finally, have a little Chick Talk™.

Thanks for listening!

Let’s celebrate the remarkable apple!

The trailer for the Netflix documentary about Jim Carrey and/as/versus Andy Kaufman:

Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 307! We’re sorry, but this week’s episode is very late, so we’re going to use bullet points for our show summary: pipes; cans; sewage; life; old-age; grandpas; mandelas; dicks; gloom; wetness; lethargy; chickens; perfection; dementia; rainwater; techlers; wrassling; remorse; monsters; weirdo; reality;  bad reality; queens; goats; horses on ice; dirty cops; crime panic; justice; contents; confessions; guess who; dye job; slugs; cancon; recognition; glasses; surprise; and, finally, homeostatic functions.

Thanks for listening!