Hanna and Andrew find out from a listener what, exactly happens, when you don't clean a shower for FIFTEEN DAMN YEARS. They also try to help another listener work through some Truly Terrible Toilet Trauma ™ .

Hanna discovers a gloriously quirky old fashioned way to clean wool carpets, Andrew creates a "Rainforest of Bleach" in his bathroom, and listeners navigate refrigerator clean-out tactics that might not destroy your relationship.

Listeners call-in with their least favorite chores, from the gross to the infuriating. Also, Andrew found himself wearing part of a mop this weekend, and it's not even the part you think it is.

Hanna reveals her least favorite household chore, which involves horrific, slimy blobs of grossness that Andrew surprisingly doesn't find to be so bad. They also help a listener avoid the dreaded title of "Ms. Bacteria Butt 2021."

Andrew tries using tire cleaner -- at the advice of a listener -- to remove the waxy buildup on his t-shirts underarms. He reports back with results. Hanna has more information on the cleaning supplies teachers should (and should NOT!) use. And a Scrub Jockey calls with a delightful vacuuming hot tip.

A listener calls the Spotline with something she called a "Cleaning Horror Story." She was NOT exaggerating. Hanna and Andrew try to help her out, and they hear from someone with some pretty strong opinions about mattress covers.

Hanna and Andrew are gobsmacked to discover something about Andrew's beloved Pine-Sol, and a listener gets anxious when she finds out her husband is taking on a very messy project. Plus, cleaning with citric acid? Who knew?!?

Hanna and Andrew receive a very surprising solution to deodorant build-up on t-shirts by way of the auto-parts store. Hanna discovers the antiquated but fascinating "SHE System" for coordinating household tasks. And a listener needs some serious relationship advice after discovering a dirty stock pot.

Hanna and Andrew stumble on the official cleaning grades that landlords give their tenants...and the grade that Hanna's landlord gave her! Plus, the Scrub Jockeys share their incredibly colorful ways of creating to-do lists for themselves.