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The Scrub Jockeys weigh-in on their version of "The Chair" -- A place that collects laundry that's not quite clean, but not quite dirty. Hanna and Andrew also try to help a listener who's house suddenly smells like a Bath & Bodyworks on steroids.

Hanna and Andrew are intrigued by a Scrub Jockey's theory about "The Chair" that everyone has in their home. Plus, Andrew goes absolutely bonkers when he remembers a recent cleaning victory.

Just when you thought there were no more puttering worlds to conquer, a couple of helpful Scrub Jockeys suggest some new nooks and crannies that could use your attention. Plus, one listener wishes her wiener dog was a cleaner dog.

Hanna and Andrew are buggin' over this week's calls involving larvae, worms and fruit fly infestations. They also spend an inordinate amount of time appreciating the work (and face) of one Walton Goggins.

Hanna and Andrew help a listener with her VERY DIRTY air conditioning unit. Plus, when you ask Andrew about digital cleanliness, please be aware that you are in for a very long response involving, somehow, answering machine tapes from the 1990s.

Hanna and Andrew help a listener who's concerned about her "resting house smell" and the "nose blindness" that goes along with it. Plus, Hanna digs up some new friends, and a skeptical Scrub Jockey tries cleaning her wool rugs in the snow the Scandinavian way.

Hanna and Andrew find out from a listener what, exactly happens, when you don't clean a shower for FIFTEEN DAMN YEARS. They also try to help another listener work through some Truly Terrible Toilet Trauma ™ .

Hanna discovers a gloriously quirky old fashioned way to clean wool carpets, Andrew creates a "Rainforest of Bleach" in his bathroom, and listeners navigate refrigerator clean-out tactics that might not destroy your relationship.

Listeners call-in with their least favorite chores, from the gross to the infuriating. Also, Andrew found himself wearing part of a mop this weekend, and it's not even the part you think it is.

Hanna reveals her least favorite household chore, which involves horrific, slimy blobs of grossness that Andrew surprisingly doesn't find to be so bad. They also help a listener avoid the dreaded title of "Ms. Bacteria Butt 2021."