Hanna and Andrew try to help a listener who's HAD IT with cleaning her shower already. They also hear about a April Fool's prank that took an unfortunately messy turn. And Rated C For Clean returns with a ponytailed Bradley Cooper and his very messy apartment.

Hanna and "Responsible Beard Owner" Andrew try to help a listener who's having issues with her husband's beard hairs in the bathroom sink. We also put a life hack to the test involving denture cleaner, and Hanna sniffs out the difference between cleaning vinegar and cooking vinegar.

Hanna and Andrew finally reveal the listener-suggest life hack that has had everyone on the edge of their seat for two weeks. Speaking of seats, Hanna does NOT approve of one cleaning expert's toilet-cleaning technique. And listeners weigh-in on robot vacuums and replaceable batteries.

Hanna and Andrew try to mediate the fierce debate rocking the country right now: Is it safe to dilute your dish soap? They also grade the bloody Pulp Fiction cleanup scene in this week's installment of Rated C For Clean. And Andrew tells the story of his latest grocery store freak-out.

Hanna brings her partner, Keith, on the show for a very special edition of S.O. S.O.S. Andrew helps them analyze their relationship as it pertains to cleanliness and household chores. Hanna also reviews her reusable sponge, Andrew breaks down the pros and cons of his new Dyson cordless vacuum, and Keith offers some advice on cable management.

Hanna and Andrew offer their very strong opinions on Netflix phenomenon Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. Hanna also reviews a pair of scrub gloves that a listener asked her to try out, and Andrew answers some very important questions about his favorite cleaning instrument.

Hanna and Andrew pour red wine onto carpeting to test a listener's stain-removal tip. They also help a listener with some sponge-related relationship advice, Hanna reviews some eco-friendly paper towels, and Andrew's cat is betraying him in a very gross way.

From pee-soaked carpets to bloody bathrooms and a flea problem you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, Hanna and Andrew tackle listeners' pet-related cleaning dilemmas. Plus, they see more of Tom Hanks body than they ever thought imaginable in this week's "Rated C For Clean."

Hanna and Andrew talk to a listener who's had a 22-year vacuuming argument with her wife. They also discuss tactics for properly cleaning a French Press. And, in Rated C For Clean, they weigh-in on a dreamboat's dishwashing routine.

Hanna and Andrew test out a bizarre-sounding method for getting gum out of carpet, and THEY. ARE. BLOWN. AWAY. They also get out of their comfort zone and try some new cleaning products. And they try to save a relationship threatened by paper towel usage.