Spotless

Baseball season is exactly half over, and listeners want to know how to clean their ball caps that are starting to get a little grimy. Plus, a piece of bedding-related advice might change the way you feel about the always-annoying duvet cover. And Hanna's mom weighs in on...a lot of stuff.

Andrew climbs into some trashcan talk after a listener's dirty bins started attracting vermin. Plus, what do you do when you wash your face, only to find your entire visage stained onto the washcloth? Hanna's got some advice on that. And they tackle one of the worst clean-up scenes ever committed to film. Sorry, Goldie Hawn!

We're ready for summer, but our windows may not be. Hanna and Andrew answer the Scrub Jockeys' questions about the best way to clean screens and (ugh!) Venetian blinds. Plus, one listener has a possible solution to stinky-sandal problem, and we grade one of the worst (and funniest) cinematic clean-up scenes ever put to film.

Hanna and Andrew help their fellow scrub jockeys get ready for summer with tips on how to clean gross grills and even grosser sandals. Plus, a listener has a Velcro-related cleaning hack that he's VERY excited for everyone to try!

Hanna and Andrew help another listener with a cleaning-related relationship issue. This time, though, the call is coming from inside the family! They also discuss "things that are fun and have good spouts", including cute-ass watering cans. And Andrew tells the story of how a cat litter scoop changed his life.

Hanna and Andrew help a listener with an age-old cleaning question: How can we divide up the chores in the house without ending up in divorce court? Plus, a listener inherits the nastiest oven ever seen on god's green earth and tries to clean it herself. She tells us her harrowing tale.

Hanna and Andrew call-up an art restorer who has cleaned some of the world's most famous paintings, and they ask her to analyze a scene from Toy Story 2. Plus, Hanna helps a listener with a messy dog grooming problem, and we get a follow-up from the mom who had to clean up a ketchup prank gone wrong.

Hanna and Andrew try to help a listener who's HAD IT with cleaning her shower already. They also hear about a April Fool's prank that took an unfortunately messy turn. And Rated C For Clean returns with a ponytailed Bradley Cooper and his very messy apartment.

Hanna and "Responsible Beard Owner" Andrew try to help a listener who's having issues with her husband's beard hairs in the bathroom sink. We also put a life hack to the test involving denture cleaner, and Hanna sniffs out the difference between cleaning vinegar and cooking vinegar.

Hanna and Andrew finally reveal the listener-suggest life hack that has had everyone on the edge of their seat for two weeks. Speaking of seats, Hanna does NOT approve of one cleaning expert's toilet-cleaning technique. And listeners weigh-in on robot vacuums and replaceable batteries.