Unusual weather in Portland gives Hanna the opportunity to claim the moral high ground, which is her favorite kind of ground to claim. Meanwhile, Andrew's newly renovated bathroom is giving him some new cleaning opportunities of his own, and the Scrub Jockeys call-in with all kinds of bathroom advice.

Hanna finds happiness in an unlikely place (namely, the Scrub Daddy merch shop.) Andrew's love of his new soap paste continues to deepen. And listeners suggest some puttering-related video games for the Scrub Jockey who's already cleaned it all.

Andrew spent last week tackling something he dubbed "Murder Stain," and he has a full report. And much to Hanna's delight, the Scrub Jockeys filled up the Spotline with all kinds of helpful cleaning advice, including how to deal with raw sewage.

Hanna has a visitor in her home who is creating quite a cleaning conundrum, but she's loving it. Andrew is on a mission to find some soap he used over a decade ago. And we get a very helpful update on how to clean painted floors!

Hanna and Andrew ring in the new year with some truly epic stories of cleaning disasters. One of them is a confession from a woman who just wanted to find some warmth in the winter, but found herself murdering an appliance instead. The other is about a big bag of poop.

Andrew has a retraction, a correction and a delightful new cleaning discovery, all wrapped up in one! Hanna has a cautionary tale related to a cleaning product of her own. And Spotless' #4 fan offers some help with cleaning painted floors.

Hanna and Andrew tryyyyy to help a listener clean her increasingly-dingy painted floors, but is it a lost cause? They also hear from an honest-to-gosh expert on the best way to clean a designer lumberjack.

Hanna and Andrew have some Thanksgiving cleaning tips to keep you from spending the rest of the Holiday season doing dishes. We also hear from one listener with an absolute nightmare of a carpet stain and another who wants help cleaning his lumberjack. Yes, his lumberjack.

Hanna offers some very practical advice to lovers interested in bringing a feather duster into the boudoir. Plus, a Scrub Jockey explains the concept of a "fish litter box" and how to keep your house from smelling like one. And Andrew gets some (unsatisfying) closure regarding the weird Dyson logo he saw the other day.

Hanna is considering a big, post-fire-season project. Andrew watched someone clean a table this weekend and has some THOUGHTS. And is Dyson trolling us with a logo, or are we just missing the message?