Bissell wants us to start vacuuming our dogs with their new Dog Vacuum. We reach out to an industry expert for analysis. (Okay, it’s Hanna’s sister, and she hates this thing.) Plus, Andrew is very excited about a sink, because of course he is, and Hanna has a bug problem that’s really been (wait for it….) bugging her! HA!

Some big changes in Andrew’s life means some new cleaning challenges ahead! He and Hanna also hear from a visually impaired listener who’s developed specific systems for avoiding messes. And the Scrub Jockeys have lots of advice for Donna, who’s been dealing with a mouse-in-the-house situation.

Andrew finally comes face-to-face with a cleaning situation he’s been dreading for years. Plus, in honor of Valentine’s day, Hanna and Andrew try to help a couple with (let’s say) differing philosophies about household recycling.

What appliance could you never live without? Coffee maker? Vacuum? STOVE? Hanna and Andrew review one Scrub Jockey’s definitive list, from least-useful to most. And they try to help a listener who is FREAKING OUT after an unwanted discovery in her home.

Hanna Brooks Olsen just got a brand new appliance in her kitchen, and it came along with something even better: Validation. She and Andrew also discuss the ridiculous things they cram into their pockets while they’re cleaning. And they try to help a Scrub Jockey clean her dang air fryer thingy. 

Hanna and Andrew are back to talk about Vacation Cleaning, Ice Balls, and the projects we put off forever, until we finally snap at midnight and start tearing the entire house apart. Plus, a Scrub Jockey tells us about her fascinating job as a Cleaning Scientist (our words, not hers.)

Hanna and Keith’s relationship reached new cleaning-related heights this week, inspiring Andrew to write a rom-com screenplay. Plus, one Scrub Jockey is using her mop in a whole new way, and another has to deal with a 60-pound sack of beef. 

Andrew learns all about dishwashers -- possibly too much -- and wants to share his findings with Hanna and the Scrub Jockeys. Plus, S.O. S.O.S. is back with a small disagreement over a laundry basket.

A dog-sitting gig puts Hanna face-to-face with a grimy lifestyle that she and Andrew can’t quite wrap their minds around, as much as they try to be open-minded. They also investigate a couple of TikTok cleaning trends, one of which proves to be dubious.

In the spirit of Halloween, we asked listeners for their cleaning-related horror stories. And they delivered. Almost too well.