Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball

Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice

The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan

Assorted additional spring football surveys

Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay??

CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU

How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a cause

What’s this year’s stretch goal that Spencer will inevitably forget to fulfill?

Wrestlemania, reviewed

A somber update on Le Big One from chief international cycling correspondent Michel Surbre

This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah

Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi

Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed

Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com

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