Stellar Firma

Episode 17

Cardinals and Comfy Chairs

PLANET - 512908- ➿

Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chair

Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.

Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism
• Cardinal Fang!

Special thanks to Gilligan Mungus for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sierra Tyrrel, Maltriestrei, Erin Kanani, Jonas Hallstrom, Holly, neongrey, Tessa Leake, Joey, Daniel Masterson, Kathryn Sims, Patrick Kunkel, littlebluehouse, Wendy Hewitt, chel, Jake Ellis, Hannah Capricious, Bunnywithaswitchblade, Jennifer Hartshorn, Lucifer Morningstar, Dānayuttā SuYen Tan-Okotie

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing by Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: Sandyrb, Runey, michorvath, Benboncan, mephisto_egmont, ralph.whitehead, mcpable & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Episode 16

Puppets and Partnerships

PLANET - Team Building Exercise

Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) conducts a team building exercise day with Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).

Exercise Results: Error 404 Teamwork not found

Content Warning for:

• Sudden yelling
• Comedic violence
• Alcoholism

This week's Patrons: Eric Zagar, El Addams, John C. Worsley, Lauren, Katie Nolan, Jonathan Clark, Danielle Goldstein, Patrick Perry, Hilary Merline, Anton and Ken, Brooklyn Orchard, Benjamin 'Nothing but BS' Sussman, Slugfarm, Lottie Lynn, Valda Kylie. Emily Kellogg, Sarah Vakos, Monika Cieślińska and Bojan Panic

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: SpliceSound, harveyjnz & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Episode 15

Moisturiser and Measures 

PLANET - REVIEW

Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).

Line manager recommendation; Restrict Consultants access to moisturiser. Reciprocity via Vent Torment. Alternative foot application. Returned damaged Graph Friend. Bathin is dreamy. Deploy the “Party Ender”. Megatron-Polar Alliance noted. Teamwork Needed.

PLANET - REVIEW

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism
• Substance abuse

This week's Patrons: Lucy McCully, Kelly Lux Callahan, Jeffery Sumler, Melissa Verble, Greg Lange, Kelsey P, Mobius, Pettycoated Swashbuckler, Christopher Pajo, ASmith

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: Audionautics, Archos, Breviceps, Hitrison, jjhouse4, deleted_user_6479820, qubodup & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Episode 14

Seals and Accountants

PLANET - 512907- 𐆖

Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity.

Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Bryn for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zach Jenkins, Dunstan Thorn, David Simons, Kayla B. Roman Sevchenko, Meche Morier, Andrew Wadsworth, E Jalenak, Brie Hutcheon, Sara Homan

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: scriptique, 1histori, Anthousai, 32cheeseman32 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Episode 13

Raves and Catering

PLANET - 512906- ⭂

Psilax Bromius requests a party planet with a strobe moon for the purpose of raving. Consultants are invited to the planet warming along with any cult followings. 

Consultant recommendation; Dancefloor planet surface. Dual purpose dance moon with chillout core. Nibbles provided via hatchway. Robot catering staff. Party end initiated by mooncrash.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism
• Child abuse
• Illegal drugs
• Mild peril

Special thanks to tk 😔🤙 for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Shane Douglas Stewart, bittercape, Ashley Tuggle, Mystic Sybil, Pearl Crandall, Christopher Nelson, Alicia Hall, Jens Grieme, Kaitlyn Perry, Erick Wood

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Featured SFX: vovere, Hybrid & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Episode 12

Denizens and Goobrication

PLANET - 512905- ⬳

Bathin, Great Duke of Galactonium, requires a plant in which to store precious stones and requires that the denizens therein can only be moved by transporter.

Consultant recommendation; Nesting safes. Denizens residing in mechanisms. Goobrication (Patent Pending). Dogs in chutes. Bathin is an idiot.  

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Violence to animals
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Paul Gregory for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: M. Waters, ADogWithHumanHands, Calvin Zeek, . , Andrew Lehmann, Scott LaTour, Merlene Martigue, Fizzer, Teresa Walstrum, Daria Kozbenko

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: Previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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PLANET - 512904- ⟴

Serafina Mouchet requests a planet to demonstrate their wealth and aesthetic sense and requires that it also conceals their location so that no-one can locate them. The use of a mangrove-lined river labyrinth is mandated.

Consultant recommendation; Mangrove labyrinth with help from a Graph Friend™. Decadent gondoliers. Gold where possible. If in doubt, computers. Vents = safety.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional abuse
• Alcoholism
• Minor gaslighting

Special thanks to Emma C. for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex Oliver, Devin Vinson, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley, Inken Wolff, WW, Bean, Cassidy and Dr. Zombie

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

kooust, CosmicEmbers, leonelmail, SoundsExciting, AGMoneyTrigga, Soundholder, davidlay1, baujahr66, kwahmah_02, j1987 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Featured Music:

2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com

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Episode 10

Tokens and Orphans

PLANET - REVIEW

Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).

Line manager recommendation: Better containment. Reciprocal violence. Amends required to marmalade orphans. Accidental achievement does not count as achievement .

Content Warning for:

·      Comedic violence

·      Emotional abuse

·      Alcoholism

·      Accidental death

·      Manslaughter

·      Childhood trauma

Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Sharptooth Luke, Amy Meechan, Maija Mednieks, Nico Aspen, Caleb Eigsti, Boxer Santaros, Stephanie Cooper, Grey, Sarah and Sachi

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J. Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

cazadordoblekatana, HerbertBoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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PLANET - 512903-Ợ

Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet.

Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Violence to Animals
• Emotional Abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Macy Grant for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: James Wilson Smith, Jordan and Virginia Nickens, Preema Rahman, Jordan L. Hawk, Kat Cunico, Chad Belt, Charlie, Alona Mitsnefes, Aryssa and Alexey Gladilovich.

If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX: by Ed von Aderkas & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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Episode 8

Pillows and Cults

PLANET - 512902-⭄

Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head but warns that the sleep may be permanent.

Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED### ALL HAIL THE BOARD.

Content Warning for:

• Comedic violence
• Emotional Abuse
• Alcoholism

Special thanks to Kate Onyett for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt. Erika Kvistad. Bradie Forsberg. Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong. 

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan.

Featured SFX:

Kyles & previously credited artists via freesound.org.

"Relaxing" music available at: 2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com

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