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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes
8:29 Ad jingles and slogans
14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns
18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder
24:07 Facebook and AIM,
26:33 Katy Perry in outer space
46:54 New iPhone, Old phones
57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques
1:11:43 Ja Morant
1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank
1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer
1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook up

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship
7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL
17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show
30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn
35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life
42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date
47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe
52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell
1:05:17 School patrols
1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want
1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye
1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing
1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage
1:24:34 The barista look

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 Ad-free episodes and weekly bonus eps on our Patreon!
1:13 Divorce is rage quitting
6:12 After date farts
8:47 Sydney Sweeney single?
17:41 Michael’s road rage
28:57 Trevor’s Uber driver, ChatGPT and AI
38:23 Bonnie Blue joins us, British vs American words
41:29 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
44:44 Taking a V card, Finishing, Filming
50:46 Real vs Performative scenes
53:57 1000 guys in one day
57:37 Guy brings mom to a Bonnie Blue scene
1:02:21 Bash me out
1:05:12 Fan Question - Next big video?
1:12:32 Fan Question - What Bonnie Blue did before corn
1:13:33 - Fan Question - How to keep jaw from hurting
1:15:35 Sock Talk - How do I get gf’s back door
1:16:54 Secret Sock Talk - How do I sign up to be in the next video?

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:48 Harry Jowsey’s black eye
8:24 Getting in trouble, Strong guys
15:37 Father’s ashes
21:35 Hawk Tuah, Ashton Hall
29:21 Quavo’s old apartment, No phone for 6 weeks
35:07 Reality TV
48:30 AI voices
54:12 Kicked out of school, Animal bits
59:36 Crazy hookup spots
1:07:29 Skin Care
1:13:29 Ashton Hall’s content
1:23:38 Fan voicemail - Guy went in his pants during make out
1:25:28 Reality tv seggs
1:29:28 Sock talk - Planning a threesum
1:34:38 Secret Sock Talk - Early 20s and never dated

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight
9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone
22:04 Having kids, Lost and found
31:31 Waiters in training
45:00 Michael’s numb fingers
55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
1:01:00 20 year old Trevor
1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses
1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food
1:28:03 Movie trailers
1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9

0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:13 Bhad Bhabie Alabama Barker beef
4:46 Gold, Diamonds and Ferraris
12:45 Tesla, Elon Musk
22:58 Trevor’s Gatorade analogy
26:03 Cowboy days
37:23 Puppy stealer, Flexing
45:20 Rick Ross, Celebrity Rumors
53:08 Weirdest Stimulations, Going too quick
1:06:26 Recognized on a date
1:10:35 Fan Voicemail - Found out my dad did corn
1:15:58 Sock Talk - Dumbest flex to impress someone
1:22:27 Secret Sock Talk - I got black out drunk

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news!
1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes
6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music
17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious
21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie
36:21 Too much crazy on the internet
39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing
42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety
48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast
53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating
59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors
1:05:34 Michael quitting corn
1:11:41 Asparagus
1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys
1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards
16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL
23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready
30:49 DoorDash
40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in
44:44 Michael calls his dad
56:22 How do we fix Hooters?
1:04:30 Lying about height
1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session
1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink
1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12

0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
25:54 College Football vs NFL
34:21 Trevor’s altercation
58:56 Old Drivers
1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
1:05:41 Leaving the house
1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish

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