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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025
Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025
Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025
Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025
Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025
Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets)
Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025
Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025
Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025
Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets)
Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025
Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
‼️New Tour Coming‼️

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Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Atlanta, GA: Aug 29 - 31
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON

0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi
2:00 Hot wiring Kias
6:27 Michael is going to Summer League
17:00 Doing “suicides” at the gym
21:00 Trevor’s going back to high school to be a quarterback 
25:00 Quarterback wanted Michaels GF
39:50 Michaels family is coming to town
41:00 Trevors headboard situation
50:00 4LOKO & SEX
51:00 Madonna Inn
01:01:55 Vin Diesel and the Fast Franchise
01:10:09 Sock Talk & Secret Sock

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40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong
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Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
New York, NY: Jul 24
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Second leg is being announced soon!

0:08  Trevor gets energized at the beach
5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods
7:36  Stop having menus in other languages
14:22 Olympics are coming to LA
17:06 Room temperature
27:56 Pilots missing their exit
30:00 Post Nut Regret
35:53 Michael is throwing ropes
40:46 Furbys
48:00 Magicians getting puss
53:53 Southwest Airlines 
56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding
01:04:00 Killing bin Laden
01:06:57 Sock Talk
01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble
01:21:30 Secret Sock


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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Second leg is being announced soon!

0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan
7:15 Happy 4th of July
13:30 Fishing
18:30 Animal Mascots
25:17 Back in the studio
25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat
27:50 Artists with hit songs
37:00 Blocking people in real life
38:40 Leaving mid-date
44:50 Long term relationships
48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?
56:55 Sock Talk
1:00:00 Secret Sock

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0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging 

6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.

12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet

18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date

24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice

26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date

45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top

50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews

57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor

01:02:19 Too old for lingo

01:05:11 Sock Talk

01:07:32 Secret Sock

01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys


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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous
11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln
23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns
28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter
36:57 Girl singing on a plane
56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day
59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date
1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Magnums, Ice baths
5:37 People with PhDs
10:46 Pregnancy, Buying rope, Doctors
22:33 Contrast therapy, Nipples, Tech Decks
27:01 Loud vibrations, Diddy condiments
47:07 Mexican food, English is hard
56:56 Food we ate as kids
1:02:24 Cheese Rolling 2025, Chipotle
1:07:42 Singer gets cooked online
1:13:16 Jams and croissants
1:16:05 Sock Talk - Netflix OceanGate documentary
1:19:38 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted on Hinge

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Timothee Chalamet, Knicks fans,
5:48 Tripping at the Las Vegas Sphere Grateful Dead concert
20:49 Backstreet Boys, Groupies
25:47 Jack’s Bachelor Party
31:27 Ten inmates break out of prison
43:20 Weird Uber drivers, The Holiday Inn
48:10 Sock Talk - Road rage defecation
56:35 Secret Sock Talk - Who would be in your “zoo for humans”?

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