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Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7

Dublin, IE: Sept 19

London, UK: Sept 20

Belfast, UK: Sept 21

Manchester, UK: Sept 22

Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14

Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22

Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!

2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones

7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms

25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School

30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance

35:54 Programmed by the System

46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents

56:06 Living in the Moment

1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists 

1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?

1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7

Dublin, IE: Sept 19

London, UK: Sept 20

Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31

Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14

Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22

Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Barefoot Cowboys

3:53 Last Time We Cried

10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies

15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream

20:47 Michael’s Roleplay

26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady

36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup

41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion

47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning

57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer

1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch

1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time

1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try

1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Gary, IN: Aug 23

Richmond, VA: Aug 24

Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7

Glasgow, UK: Sept 18

Dublin, IE: September 19

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31

Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22

Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies

7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories

22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies

31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking

45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums

1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock) 

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Gary, IN: Aug 23

Richmond, VA: Aug 24

Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7

Glasgow, UK: Sept 18

Dublin, IE: September 19

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17

Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31

Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22

Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck

13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name

17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines

29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show

39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism

55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars? 

1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum

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The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.

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Gary, IN: Aug 23

Richmond, VA: Aug 24

Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7

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Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17

Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31

Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22

Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career

15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail

29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have? 

55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk

1:13:04 Secret Sock

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The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.

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Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.

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Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex. 

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The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come. 

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The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs.

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