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Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.

0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking
9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless)
9:40 - AD
19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk
21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber”
21:18 - AD
31:27 – First Chipotle experience
34:17 - AD
36:20 – Portion vs shake debate
45:30 – Quesarito
52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking
59:36 – OJ chase breakdown
01:01:00 - AD
01:11:00 - Sock Talk
01:15:11 - Secret Sock

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The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.

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01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept
02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice
03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion
05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare
15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)
17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion
25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate
29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea
34:00 – Flashbang
36:30 – Glory hole
39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys
50:40 – First documented glory hole
01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH
01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

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The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.

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01:36 – Plane story officially begins
09:44 – Missed flight story begins
27:20 – Burnt toast theory
29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal
40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping
46:35 – Winter Olympics
48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.
57:18 –  Award rabbit hole

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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