Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.

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New York, NY: Jul 24

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

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Second leg is being announced soon!

0:08  Trevor gets energized at the beach

5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods

7:36  Stop having menus in other languages

14:22 Olympics are coming to LA

17:06 Room temperature

27:56 Pilots missing their exit

30:00 Post Nut Regret

35:53 Michael is throwing ropes

40:46 Furbys

48:00 Magicians getting puss

53:53 Southwest Airlines 

56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Second leg is being announced soon!

0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan

7:15 Happy 4th of July

13:30 Fishing

18:30 Animal Mascots

25:17 Back in the studio

25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat

27:50 Artists with hit songs

37:00 Blocking people in real life

38:40 Leaving mid-date

44:50 Long term relationships

48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?

56:55 Sock Talk

1:00:00 Secret Sock

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0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging 

6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.

12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet

18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date

24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice

26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date

45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top

50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews

57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor

01:02:19 Too old for lingo

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01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

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Washington, DC: Jun 28

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Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

Chicago, IL: Jun 13

Richmond, VA: Jun 26

Bensalem, PA: Jun 27

Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous

11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln

23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns

28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter

36:57 Girl singing on a plane

56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day

59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date

1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint

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Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

Chicago, IL: Jun 13

Richmond, VA: Jun 26

Bensalem, PA: Jun 27

Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Magnums, Ice baths

5:37 People with PhDs

10:46 Pregnancy, Buying rope, Doctors

22:33 Contrast therapy, Nipples, Tech Decks

27:01 Loud vibrations, Diddy condiments

47:07 Mexican food, English is hard

56:56 Food we ate as kids

1:02:24 Cheese Rolling 2025, Chipotle

1:07:42 Singer gets cooked online

1:13:16 Jams and croissants

1:16:05 Sock Talk - Netflix OceanGate documentary

1:19:38 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted on Hinge

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Milwaukee, WI: May 30

Rockford, IL: May 31

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

San Diego, CA: May 29

Anaheim, CA: May 30

Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

Chicago, IL: Jun 13

Richmond, VA: Jun 26

Bensalem, PA: Jun 27

Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Timothee Chalamet, Knicks fans,

5:48 Tripping at the Las Vegas Sphere Grateful Dead concert

20:49 Backstreet Boys, Groupies

25:47 Jack’s Bachelor Party

31:27 Ten inmates break out of prison

43:20 Weird Uber drivers, The Holiday Inn

48:10 Sock Talk - Road rage defecation

56:35 Secret Sock Talk - Who would be in your “zoo for humans”?

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IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis

Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Milwaukee, WI: May 30

Rockford, IL: May 31

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

San Diego, CA: May 29

Anaheim, CA: May 30

Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

Chicago, IL: Jun 13

Richmond, VA: Jun 26

0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd

4:54 Trevor’s first pitch

13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs

23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella

34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos

42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos

52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places

1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout

1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character

1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA

1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position?

1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Milwaukee, WI: May 30

Rockford, IL: May 31

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

San Diego, CA: May 29

Anaheim, CA: May 30

Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

Chicago, IL: Jun 13

Richmond, VA: Jun 26

0:00 Truth deals, Kentucky Derby

7:58 Drunk guy asks Trevor Wallace about Bonnie Blue

16:25 Fight on the flight, Skibidi Chicken Jockey

25:08 Screen time, Lock your doors, Owning a gun

34:04 Award shows we’d like to be a part of

37:22 Horse racing

42:45 Bombing on stage

50:21 Family vacations

57:15 Grace O’Malley’s family, People who don’t like comedy

59:54 Fan voicemail - Scared of aliens taking my member

1:04:13 Bad haircuts, Irrational childhood fears

1:09:28 Sock Talk - I used to use my mom’s special toy

1:11:59 Secret Sock Talk - Did the deed on the sky lift at Disney World

1:13:08 Hottest Disney characters

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Birmingham, AL: May 8

Huntsville, AL: May 9

Nashville, TN: May 10

Milwaukee, WI: May 30

Rockford, IL: May 31

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Toronto, ON: May 8

Pittsburgh, PA: May 9

Buffalo, NY: May 10

San Diego, CA: May 29

Anaheim, CA: May 30

Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking

6:00 Bill Belichick

30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits

43:04 Bryan Johnson

49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft

1:10:40 Ancient behaviors

1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged

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