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Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA

9/4 – Tarrytown, NY

9/5 – Montclair, NJ

9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/1 – Ontario, CA

9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA

9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR

9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

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8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA

9/4 – Tarrytown, NY

9/5 – Montclair, NJ

9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/1 – Ontario, CA

9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA

9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR

9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT

1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD)

1:30 - Small iPhone Problems

6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients 

8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can?

10:52 - AD

14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos

18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados

23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon

25:10 - AD

36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people)

37:49 - AD

45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill

50:15 - AD

51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house

52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday

58:40 - How to properly apply cologne 

01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM

01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie

01:08:47 - SOCK TALK

01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2

01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA

9/4 – Tarrytown, NY

9/5 – Montclair, NJ

9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/1 – Ontario, CA

9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA

9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR

9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder

4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for.

6:30 - CART NARCS

8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where?

14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do

20:00 - Having crushes in middle school

29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters

30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK

41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2

45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made?

56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies?

01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test

01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking

01:21:09 - Prince Albert

01:31:05 - SOCK TALK

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9/4 – Tarrytown, NY

9/5 – Montclair, NJ

9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)

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10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

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Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.

O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 

1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo

5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas

7:50 Getting head in a library 

14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars

20:00 Concerts at Sea World

25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies

28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?

35:00 Taking dates to the shows

38:00 Dating is hard 

45:00 Online dating 

59:00 Talking with the Canva King

01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA

01:10:00 Cheap dates

01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 

01:24:00 Sock Talk

01:24:00 Secret Sock

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025

Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025

Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025

Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025

Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025

Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets)

Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025

Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025

Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025

Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets)

Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025

Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025

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Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Atlanta, GA: Aug 29 - 31

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON

0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi

2:00 Hot wiring Kias

6:27 Michael is going to Summer League

17:00 Doing “suicides” at the gym

21:00 Trevor’s going back to high school to be a quarterback 

25:00 Quarterback wanted Michaels GF

39:50 Michaels family is coming to town

41:00 Trevors headboard situation

50:00 4LOKO & SEX

51:00 Madonna Inn

01:01:55 Vin Diesel and the Fast Franchise

01:10:09 Sock Talk & Secret Sock

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Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.

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Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Second leg is being announced soon!

0:08  Trevor gets energized at the beach

5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods

7:36  Stop having menus in other languages

14:22 Olympics are coming to LA

17:06 Room temperature

27:56 Pilots missing their exit

30:00 Post Nut Regret

35:53 Michael is throwing ropes

40:46 Furbys

48:00 Magicians getting puss

53:53 Southwest Airlines 

56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding

01:04:00 Killing bin Laden

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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.

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Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Second leg is being announced soon!

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7:15 Happy 4th of July

13:30 Fishing

18:30 Animal Mascots

25:17 Back in the studio

25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat

27:50 Artists with hit songs

37:00 Blocking people in real life

38:40 Leaving mid-date

44:50 Long term relationships

48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?

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6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.

12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet

18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date

24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice

26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date

45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top

50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews

57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor

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