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The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast

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This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast

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Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.

1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO
2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA
6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now
16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever
21:00 - Have you ever really made love?
40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making
42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”
49:00 - Funny online dating stories
51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through
01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked
01:03:00 - Costume ideas
01:11:00 - SOCK TALK
01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music
5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere
8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms
15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar
18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 
23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI
29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women
34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda)
37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio
40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes
01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one)
01:16:00 - SOCK TALK
01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions
01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us

Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast 

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Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” 

Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering
Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj 
X: @mattwritesbooks 
Official Website: mattmccusker.com

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News
3:00 - Matt on stage
5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List
15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences
21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR?
28:00 - Farming Comments
30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids
41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take
51:00 - Spicy Margs
58:00 - Ontario Improv
01:07:00 - SOCK TALK
01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession

Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks

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Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway.

Follow Zach Justice:

Youtube - @Thezachjustice
Tik Tok - @zacjustice
IG - @zacjustice


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice
4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met
5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?
9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad
12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper
13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK
15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college
20:25 - Zac doing open mics
21:18 - Better Help Ad
25:00 - Zac’s old videos
28:00 - Online Dating
33:12 - Shipstation Ad
34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk
42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE
45:36 - Blue Chew Ad
51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?
59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM
59:35 - AD
01:08:03 - SOCK TALK
01:13:13 - Secret Sock


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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks


🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 
1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI
3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear
6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 
9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots
15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI
17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc
24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy
30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies
40:00 - Trevor got high
44:00 - Michael went to the beach
46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 
01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK

Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.

Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.
Follow him on social:
Instagram: @bertkreischer
X: @bertkreischer
TikTok: @bertkreischer
YouTube: Bert Kreischer
Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL
SEPT 24

0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.
5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner
14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?
17:00 - Writing Jokes
26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person
29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break
37:00 - Radio is not dead
41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage
44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT
48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story
54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses
01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged
01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes
01:16:00 - Sock Talk
01:22:00 - Secret Sock

Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

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Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup

Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students
Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro
Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more
Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL

0:40 - NEW STUDIO!
3:00 - New College Football Player Names
10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD
19:00 - New iPhone!
23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD
25:00 - The future of cell phones
29:00 - Recalls
30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens
35:11 BLUE CHEW AD
36:00 - Bean Bags
41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers
47:16:03 - AD
50:00 - Sleepover Conversations
01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang
01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled
01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!


Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast

BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students
Students get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6
Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storage

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Discover your options at bluechew.com
Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping
Give her group chat something to talk about