Stiff Socks

Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Second leg is being announced soon!

0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan
7:15 Happy 4th of July
13:30 Fishing
18:30 Animal Mascots
25:17 Back in the studio
25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat
27:50 Artists with hit songs
37:00 Blocking people in real life
38:40 Leaving mid-date
44:50 Long term relationships
48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich?
56:55 Sock Talk
1:00:00 Secret Sock

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging 

6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.

12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet

18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date

24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice

26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date

45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top

50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews

57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor

01:02:19 Too old for lingo

01:05:11 Sock Talk

01:07:32 Secret Sock

01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys


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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous
11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln
23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns
28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter
36:57 Girl singing on a plane
56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day
59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date
1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Magnums, Ice baths
5:37 People with PhDs
10:46 Pregnancy, Buying rope, Doctors
22:33 Contrast therapy, Nipples, Tech Decks
27:01 Loud vibrations, Diddy condiments
47:07 Mexican food, English is hard
56:56 Food we ate as kids
1:02:24 Cheese Rolling 2025, Chipotle
1:07:42 Singer gets cooked online
1:13:16 Jams and croissants
1:16:05 Sock Talk - Netflix OceanGate documentary
1:19:38 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted on Hinge

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
Washington, DC: Jun 28

0:00 Timothee Chalamet, Knicks fans,
5:48 Tripping at the Las Vegas Sphere Grateful Dead concert
20:49 Backstreet Boys, Groupies
25:47 Jack’s Bachelor Party
31:27 Ten inmates break out of prison
43:20 Weird Uber drivers, The Holiday Inn
48:10 Sock Talk - Road rage defecation
56:35 Secret Sock Talk - Who would be in your “zoo for humans”?

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More Dillon Francis:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillonfrancis
IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis
Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26

0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd
4:54 Trevor’s first pitch
13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs
23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella
34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos
42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos
52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places
1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout
1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character
1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA
1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position?
1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going

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More Grace O’Malley
Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley: https://www.youtube.com/@DisgracefulTheShow
IG: https://www.instagram.com/gracekomalley
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gracekomalley

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26

0:00 Truth deals, Kentucky Derby
7:58 Drunk guy asks Trevor Wallace about Bonnie Blue
16:25 Fight on the flight, Skibidi Chicken Jockey
25:08 Screen time, Lock your doors, Owning a gun
34:04 Award shows we’d like to be a part of
37:22 Horse racing
42:45 Bombing on stage
50:21 Family vacations
57:15 Grace O’Malley’s family, People who don’t like comedy
59:54 Fan voicemail - Scared of aliens taking my member
1:04:13 Bad haircuts, Irrational childhood fears
1:09:28 Sock Talk - I used to use my mom’s special toy
1:11:59 Secret Sock Talk - Did the deed on the sky lift at Disney World
1:13:08 Hottest Disney characters

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking
6:00 Bill Belichick
30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits
43:04 Bryan Johnson
49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft
1:10:40 Ancient behaviors
1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged
1:15:15 Sock Talk - I have a balloon fetish

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12

0:00 Trevor in North Carolina, Old seggs, Post regret
15:19 Room service
17:37 Coachella
40:03 Celebrity money counter, Reunited in the bedroom
49:29 Cheating with famous people
59:55 Stagecoach
1:01:40 Sock Talk - I fake being asleep after one night stand
1:05:22 Traveling for pleasure
1:08:54 Secret Sock Talk - What would be your last meal?

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