The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack.

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The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats.

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The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake.

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The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet will go for p*rn. Science. Huberman Labs.

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The boys riff on leaving the streets for love, banging in your childhood bedroom, and the inherent vulnerability of showing your significant other your cum closet. They also talk about Trev's trip to Miami, doing Hot Ones live with Sean Evans, and hear from a listener about nostalgic jerk sessions.

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The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times. They also hear from a listener that got blindsided by her boyfriend and revisit whether or not Trev knows how to finger.

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We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and here from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). We love you all. Thank you for rocking with us for this long <3

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The boys riff on Trev’s wild January 6th fiesta, learn about the new Epstein document dump, and try to figure out if Stephen Hawking is a hoax. They also discuss how Katt Williams has a list of his own and hear from a listener that regrets keeping it in the family. 

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The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon.

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The boys are joined by the GOAT Riley Reid. They riff on P*rnhub’s 2023 Year In Review update, Riley reads some insane comments on her videos, and Trev finally figures out where the g-spot is. They also hear from a listener that had to get creative to JO and learn why Riley had to start trimming her nails before shooting a scene. 

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