Stiff Socks

By Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s ... more

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Number 1: 396: Numer-HOE-logy
JOIN PATREON FOR 80% off Now with code STIFF80 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, Shopify, and Fabletics. BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/SOCKS BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Factor: Get 50% off plus 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year at https://FactorMeals.com/socks50off with code socks50off. While supplies last until 10/31/2026. See website for more details. Shopify: Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at https://shopify.com/socks Fabletics: Get 70-80% off everything as a new VIP at https://fabletics.com/socks — take the style quiz and select socks when prompted to unlock the offer.
August 19, 20261h 11min
Number 2: 397: The Final Episode
Get 80% for your first month of patreon with promo code STIFF80 🚨NEW TIER CREATED $3.99/Month AUDIO ONLY🚨 Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Episodes also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com For the final Stiff Socks episode on the main feed, the guys explain that the show is not ending but moving to one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode, then go down memory lane through the first episode, old clips, favorite guests, pandemic Patreon moments, road stories, and the bits that shaped the show. It gets genuinely emotional as Michael and Trevor reflect on how the podcast changed their lives, saved them during dark times, gave them purpose, and built a family with the fans, before ending the only way Stiff Socks can: with old clips about mocktails, Reiki, wiping, fingering, and ass eating. Thanks to our sponsors: Ridge, Brooklyn Bedding, and Vinted. Ridge: Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge's Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. Brooklyn Bedding: Get 30% off sitewide with promo code SOCKS at https://brooklynbedding.com Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free and start listing. With no seller fees, you keep every dollar you earn. #sponsored #ad
August 26, 20261h 53min
Number 3: 395: Things are Changing! (Drake is Barking)
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com EP 395 — Timestamps 00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon 03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him 05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls 11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend? 15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom? 16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing 19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake? 22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable 24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now? 25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip 26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job” 27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins 28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral? 29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity 30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment 31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it 33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob 34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window 35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl? 36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?! 38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself? 45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding 47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified” 50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past? 51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible 53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married? 57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time 58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD” 59:26 – Back to the wedding question 01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you? 01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music? 01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed 01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views? 01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done 01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee 01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants 01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip 01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole Thanks to ZBiotics and Quince. Go to https://zbiotics.com/socks and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks #sponsored #ad
August 12, 20261h 13min
Number 4: 393: America’s Most Cursed Snacks
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Brooklyn Bedding and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast. Brooklyn Bedding – Go to https://www.brooklynbedding.com and use promo code SOCKS for 30% off sitewide during the Back to School Sale. Ridge Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod #ad NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. #ad #sponsored
July 29, 20261h 1min
Number 5: 392: She Comes First
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral from the Taco Bell lettuce diarrhea outbreak into Big Milk, courtroom logic, OJ, AI evidence, gambling ads, Swiss Army knives, Mexico horses, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Super Size Me, Twix, ice cream trucks, and the search for the next viral candy. They also read Amazon reviews for She Comes First, debate whether they’ve had more beers or jerks, break down the 6/12/18/24 challenge, answer a hilarious orangutan hypothetical 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: TUSHY, ShipStation, BlueChew, and BetterHelp TUSHY - 3 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code SOCKS at https://hellotushy.com/SOCKS ShipStation - Get started with ShipStation today and get 60 days free at https://www.ShipStation.com with code socks. Taxes and fees apply. BlueChew - This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlueChew.com. Plus get an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/SOCKS #ad #sponsored
July 22, 20261h 8min