The Betchelor

Kay, Jared, and Chris are back for the dramatic conclusion of Clayton’s season! They start with their impressions of the episode as a whole and then get into all details. They talk about Clayton’s unwillingness to let Susie go and the bizarre circumstances of their eventual conversation. They also wonder how the hell he thought breaking up with two women at the same exact time was acceptable in any way (beats us). After that, they get into the weeks categories. Finally, Chris has a big announcement to share. Be sure to tune in next week for The Betchies!

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It’s finally here. Part one of the most DRAMATIC season finale EVER has arrived. Kay, Chris and Jared pick up right where we left off last week, with the Rose Ceremony from Hell. They get into Clayton "following his heart" by telling three women he’s in love with them, and just how he managed to convince Gabby and Rachel into meeting his family after they seemed so ready to call it quits. They also discuss how Clayton’s family took it all in, and how shocked they seemed to be about just how badly their son ‘screwed the pooch’ with these women. They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, and, as always, this Week’s Roses.

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It’s Fantasy Suites week and a doozy it was. They quickly jump into the break up heard around the world, examining things from everyone's side, including the viewers. Then they close the episode with their Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Cringiest Moments, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose. Make sure to check out yesterday's episode to fully catch up on this week's drama!

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Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to talk all about the loudest episode yet this season: The Women Tell All. They get into the seemingly unending grievances the women have against each other and the return of everyone’s favorite villain: Shanae. They also break down all the questions surrounding the ending of the season and why Jesse Palmer's claim that this is the most dramatic season of the Bachelor EVER might actually be true this time around. They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, and this Week’s Roses.

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It’s Jared’s favorite time of the season people, Hometowns are here! Jared and Chris are here to break it all down. They start off Suzie’s Jiu Jitsu date with Sensei Dojo Rogan. Then they get into Gabby’s hometown, featuring her witty grandfather and her father’s totally not staged ‘Love, Actually’ moment. Then it’s time for Serene’s daredevil stunts, which had Clayton trembling like a twig. Finally, Clayton goes on Rachel’s bayou boat ride and has a face-to-face with her tough dad, which gave off some strong Godfather vibes. They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rather’s, Cringiest Moments, and their Roses for the Week!

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For this special bonus episode, Jared sits down with licensed marriage and family therapists, co-owners of The Therapy Group, and hosts of the Shrink Chicks podcast, Jennifer Chaiken and Emmalee Bierly. They dig into the latest episode of Clayton’s season and the absurd couple’s therapy date that left a sour taste in everyone’s mouth. They also discuss Clayton’s role in all this, including why he’s been making such oddly puzzling choices throughout the season, and what might really be behind his beefy exterior. To round things out, Jennifer and Emmalee give their picks on who should be our next Bachelorette and predict whether or not Clayton actually gets engaged at the end of all this.

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Chris, Jared, and Kay are back to discuss the latest episode of Clayton and the women's romp through Europe. They breakdown all the dates in Vienna, including an uncomfortable Pretty Woman date with Susie and a totally-not-bizarre set of therapy sessions with the sultriest psychotherapist in the world. They also discuss Sara’s crocodile tears (or lack-thereof) that resulted in her unceremonious departure. Then they get into some categories, including Would You Rathers, Cringiest Moments, and the surprisingly unanimous decision of who gets this week's rose.

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This week, Chris and Kay are back to talk all about the latest episode.They start off with the continuation of last week’s 2-on-1 date, and the dramatic conclusion of Shanae’s Reign of Terror. After that they talk about the show’s first *actual* international location in Hvar (wherever that is), and a wide range of bizarre dates. They also get into the show’s latest villain, and how Mara is filling in the Shanae-shaped hole in our hearts. We round off the episode with some Categories, including Kay’s eventful Weekend at the Super Bowl!

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Kay, Jared, and Chris are back to talk about the first episode in an international location on this season, which turns out to none other than exotic Toronto! They also shower praise on Shanae’s Emmy-worthy performance that’s managed to simultaneously antagonize every single woman in the house while somehow still keeping Clayton enamored with her. Then it time to talk about this week’s cliffhanger from the first 2 on 1 date in recent memory: who’s going to end up going home between Shanae and Genevieve? They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, Top 3’s, and the Week’s Roses.

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Kay, Jared, and Chris are back with another rousing discussion about, you guessed it, shrimp. They kick things off with the continuation of the Shanae-Elizabeth drama, which comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Rose Ceremony. They also get into the one-on-one date with Rachel, had everything from strangers, barbecue, and an uncomfortable looking dock make out session. After that, they talk about the group date at the stadium and the latest rendition of the Bachelor Bowl. They round off the episode with some Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, and Kay’s eventful weekend in San Diego. 

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