The Betchelor

It’s down to three contestants for Matt James to choose from so Kay, Chris, and Jared dive right into this week’s episode. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles and a conversation about Matt’s dad paying a visit to the show. They recap Michelle’s trip to Schrute farms and tell us why she should ultimately be Matt’s pick. They cover Bri’s date in the woods (is that a tent?) and talk about Matt’s repeat speech to each girl. They also break down Rachael’s ceramics rendezvous and discuss his reaction each time someone says “I love you” to the guy. Then they round things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipients.

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Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap the Women Tell All special, but first they react to a flurry of Bachelor Nation news stories. They talk about Emmanuel Acho being named the host of this season’s After the Final Rose, and Rachel Lindsay deactivating her social media accounts due to harassment. They discuss the public reaction after former contestant Taylor Nolan’s past Tweets resurfaced, followed by a series of half-hearted apologies for offending so many different groups. Then they dive into last night’s Women Tell All, starting with Victoria trying to defend her behavior on the show (with some surprising allies) and everyone coming for Katie. They discuss the showdown between Brittany and Anna over the escort drama, all the dates we didn’t get to see, and speculate about whether or not they cut an announcement of Katie as the next Bachelorette. Then it’s time for this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, Jared’s Minute, and their picks for who they want to win this season.

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It’s “hometown” week on the Bachelor and we’re recapping it all. Kay, Jared and Chris start the show with a reaction to Matt James’s public statement about the controversy surrounding Rachael Kirkconnell and Chris Harrison. Then they play Name That Episode and dive into Michelle’s sporty family visit, complete with Matt getting grilled by the purest people alive (her students). They discuss Racheal’s bumpy skydiving date and her parents’ discomfort with the whole situation, then cover the real star of the episode: Bri’s mom. They talk about Serena sending Matt home on his own show, and speculate about who he would have chosen if she’d stuck around. Then it’s time for the Betchelor Categories, starting with some Would You Rathers, the top performer, and a food convo. Finally, they close the show with the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award, and their Will You Accept This Rose selections.

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To start the week, Kay, Chris, and Jared discuss the public controversy surrounding Chris Harrison’s comments regarding Rachael Kirkconnell, and tell us whether or not they think he’ll be replaced as the host. Then they dive into this week’s episode, beginning with Heather getting sent home (and the celebration that ensued). They talk about Chelsea and Serena C. leaving the show, Serena P.’s uncomfortable one-on-one date, and the group date that was basically just an awkward cocktail hour. Plus, they discuss the departure of fan favorite Abigail, and discuss whether or not she could be the next Bachelorette. They talk about Jessenia’s one-on-one and react to Matt’s final four selections. Then they cover this week’s categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Villain of the Week (hint: Matt is not looking good here), their Paradise Picks, the Cringe Harrison moments, and the Will You Accept This Rose winners.

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Kay, Chris, and Jared start with a Bachelor conspiracy theory: are the girls’ names written on the roses? Then they dive into this week’s episode of The Bachelor. The two-on-one rose brings out the worst in...Meredith, a canceled cocktail party leads to canceled hopefuls, and Serena C. flails like a fish out of water (thank God Katie had a harpoon). They react to Pieper and Matt dancing the night away to another nameless country band and Tyler C. dropping by for a Punk’d episode featuring Matt and Katie. Plus, they talk about a ghost of Bachelor past who returned to haunt Nemacolin. They kick off this week’s categories with some wild Would You Rather questions, their Top 3, a unanimous IG Rising Star, and the Villain of the Week. Finally, they close things with some Paradise Picks, the Cringe Harrison Award winners, a passionate Jared’s Minute, and some Will You Accept This Rose selections.

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This week’s episode starts with a convo about Kaitlyn Bristowe’s tone-deaf post after Chelsea’s memorable moment about her hair last week. Then Kay, Chris, and Jared dive into this week’s episode, beginning with the bully purge as Victoria and Anna get the boot. They talk about Victoria’s memorable exit and what's going to happen for her after the show. They react to Matt taking Rachael on a crazy shopping spree (red bottoms what!) and the farm group date that resulted in MJ getting called out for causing a divide. Plus, they talk about Kit’s one-on-one and the showdown between MJ and Jessenia. Finally, they close the show with some Would You Rathers, their Top 3 of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winners, Jared’s Minute, and the “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.

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Kay, Jared and Chris start by reacting to breaking news about Clare and Dale’s already too-public breakup featuring some *insider information* on how it really went down. Then they recap a messy week on the Bachelor: starting with the first ever “Name That Episode” competition and Katie's verbal domination of Victoria after Victoria picks yet another fight. Then they talk about Chris Harrison interrupting Victoria’s moment with Matt to bring some new women into the game, followed by her bizarre decision to snatch a crown right off Catalina's head. They also talk about the appearance of Ben Higgins on yet another embarrassing group date. Next, they dive into Anna calling Brittany an escort and all the drama that ensued before they ask whether or not Michelle’s one-on-one was the greatest first date in the show's history. Finally, they close things with some Would You Rathers, Paradise Picks, Jared’s Minute, and their personal “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.

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This week Jared, Kay and Chris kick things off with the conclusion of last weeks epic Rose Ceremony and ask whether or not the producers are behind Victoria making it through to another week. Then they dive into Ashley I’s erotica workshop, Chris Harrison’s bizarre book pitch, and Matt’s slam poetry attempt. Did one of the contestants just punch her ticket to the fantasy suites with her own erotica reading? They then discuss Sarah showing up to the group date, her clash with Victoria, and why everyone else was glad they didn’t have to do the dirty work themselves. Next, they talk about Serena P’s one-on-one date, Sarah finally showing up for the date card and her eventual awkward walk to the car. Finally, they close the episode with a game of Would You Rather, the Villain of the Week, their unanimous “Will You Accept This Rose” recipient, and “Jared’s Minute” featuring a rant about Matt’s insane kissing technique.

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Kay and Chris are thrilled to announce the permanent addition of Jared Freid to the podcast, and start with a recap of this week’s episode of The Bachelor. They begin with Bri’s one-on-one hot tub date and Matt chopping wood without a shirt (and maybe no underwear). BTW, is Matt James the hottest Bachelor ever? Then they dive into Victoria getting into an epic fight with… everyone on the show. Next, they discuss this week’s group date (why does every group date involve getting dirty?), Sarah’s airplane ride, and the cliffhanger rose ceremony. Then they hand out some awards for the week, including their list of ‘Fantasy Suities’ featuring their top 3 contestants, some Would You Rather questions, and this week’s Biggest Villain. Finally, Jared closes things out with his biggest takeaway of the episode, and they hand out a rose to the person they each think came out on top in week 2.

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To help recap the premiere of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, Kay and Chris are joined by Jared Freid of the U Up? podcast. They start with their immediate reactions to the first episode (did the dildo deserve all that screen time?) and tell us which contestants were actually memorable enough to get mentioned by name. Next, they run through the limo introductions (and in some cases truck intros) and Kay reveals which girl was inspired by The Betchelor to audition for the show. Later, they discuss this season’s setting, the inclusion of a 21-year-old, and who they liked best. Finally, they speculate about more girls joining the show in future episodes and where things go from here.

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