The Betchelor

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  • Hometowns: Pete’s Dad Is Too Pure For This World
    Kay and Derek are back to talk about the hometowns episode of The Bachelorette. They start with the trip to meet Pilot Pete’s family in California. Is this the sweetest family in the history of the show? At 12:30 they move on to Tyler C’s date and ask if there’s any emotional connection between these two. Next, they discuss Luke P’s hometown visit and all the red flags that came along with it. What do the people in his bible study group think of him now that the show has aired? At 32:10 they cover Jed’s hometown and the elephant in the room. Why does she still need validation from his family if they made it this far? At 45:00 they recap Hannah’s breakdown at the rose ceremony and her ultimate cop out. Then they close out the show with the sweetest, saltiest and cheesiest moments of the week, plus their Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsors!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!   BetterHelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/Betchelor and enter discount code Betchelor for 10% off your first month!   Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/Betchelor and use code Betchelor for 50% off your first month!

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    57 min
  • Dry Heaving On A Horse In Amsterdam
    Kay and Derek are back to break down the Bachelorette’s trip to Amsterdam. They start with updates on the two guys who entered the house with girlfriends at home, and discuss all the toxic masculinity going on this season. Is this the bro-iest season in the history of the show? At 10:20 they break down the show going to Amsterdam and how obvious it is that Jed has never travelled in his life. At 22:00 they discuss all the dry heaving that happened on Hannah and Tyler’s date. They cover Mike getting cut from the show and speculate about what’s next for him. Then they dive into the showdown between Garrett and Luke, including the moment when bologna got thrown around. Plus, they discuss Luke trying to use his faith to manipulate Hannah. At 53:00 they close out the show with the best and worst moments of the week and the Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsors!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!   BetterHelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/Betchelor and enter discount code Betchelor for 10% off your first month!

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    1 hr
  • Is Hannah Dickmatized By Luke P? Ft. Brandi Cyrus
    Kay and Derek are joined by Brandi Cyrus to break down this week’s Bachelorette drama. They start off with Derek’s return from filming Bachelor in Paradise and recap what he missed while he was away, including Jed’s shady move. At 11:53 they dive into Hannah and Garrett bungee jumping naked. Does anybody think that counts as a sexy date? They revisit last week’s weird recap scene and share conspiracy theories on what that was all about. At 22:45 they discuss the group date and Luke P’s possessive behavior. Is Hannah just keeping Luke P around because she’s dickmatized? They talk about some of the surprise roses handed out tonight and share the best and worst moments of the episode, then close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsor!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!

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    53 min
  • Thirty, Flirty & Unemployed Ft. Grant Eckel
    Kay is joined by Bachelorette contestant Grant Eckel to spill some tea and talk about his recent departure from the show. He reacts to the crazy news story about Jed, explains how he was originally cast on the show, and tells us what Hannah was really like. Plus, Kay and Grant play a game of Red Flag or Dealbreaker.
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    25 min
  • Derek Goes To Paradise Ft. Caila Quinn
    Kay is joined by Caila Quinn of Ben Higgins’ season of The Bachelor to discuss last night’s episode. They start off with a huge announcement about where Derek has been the last two weeks. Then they break down the newly-announced cast of Bachelor in Paradise. At 10:35 they dive into the latest Bachelorette drama, beginning with Hannah and Luke P’s never-ending date. Why is she still hanging onto this guy? They talk about the cocktail party, including Hannah’s weird “unseen you” speech. They discuss Chris Harrison coming in to recap the entire season after only six episodes. At 32:15 they share their sweet, salty and cheesy moments of the week, then close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winners.
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    37 min
  • In Memory Of John Paul Jones Ft. Jared Freid
    Kay is joined by Jared Freid of the UUp? podcast to break down this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, and they’re both not having it with ABC’s scheduled change. At 7:50 they discuss the untimely exit of John Paul Jones and try to explain why the audience came to love him. Next, they talk about Hannah’s weird decision to play therapist between the Lukes and her one-on-one date with Mike. Is he poised to become the next Bachelor? They react to the Scottish wrestling group date when all the guys went balls out for Hannah’s attention, and discuss Jed’s strong move to get the rose. At 43:00 they talk about the painful Luke P. date. Is this guy really a master manipulator? Then they close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winners for the week.
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    1 hr 3 min
  • Tyler C., You’re An Outfit Repeater
    Kay and Derek kick off with some Bachelor Nation news featuring inside info on Raven and Adam’s engagement. At 7:45 they dive into this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with Luke’s tequila company making it on the show and Jed’s head getting a one-on-one date. They talk about Kay’s dream of a group date, including the aggressive rugby match and all the pastel outfits. Are we all just going to ignore the fact that Tyler C. is an outfit repeater? They discuss the Luke on Luke crime that went down during the cocktail hour and tell us who they think deserves to be the next Bachelor. At 45:45 they close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winners.

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    51 min
  • Was Hannah Actually Sick Or Just Hungover? Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw
    Derek is joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Everyone’s Gay podcast. They start out talking about beauty pageants and Derek learns what a filler queen is. At 7:05 they discuss the first group date featuring Jason Biggs and his wife. WTF was that electric shock scene all about? At 15:00 they talk about Jed’s one-on-one time with Hannah, then dive into Mike’s heartfelt moment and the Cam-Mike conflict that ensued. At 23:05 it’s time to talk about Hannah’s weird hospital visit and Connor’s cheesy love notes. Do we believe he really thought of that himself? At 31:30 they talk about the music performance and the pets photo shoot, including Demi’s failed spy mission. Then they discuss Cam’s latest sob stories and break down the rose ceremony. They close out the show with their “Cringe Harrison Award” winners, featuring Luke P’s emotional week.

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    46 min
  • Cam Could Not Be Any Creepier
    Kay and Derek cover this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with all the Kelly Ripa drama. Why is she coming for the show? At 6:00 they discuss the awkward Mr. Right Pageant, including Luke’s crazy-early expression of love for Hannah and the surprising winner. Kay shares some inside info she got in a DM from Cam’s ex-girlfriend. They talk about the first one-on-one date and Derek makes a prediction for who the next Bachelor could be. Then at 28:00 they dive into Cam’s creepy date-crashing moment and the confrontation that ensued. Is Cam just trying to make this show all about himself? At 33:00 they close out the show with a rose ceremony recap and the “Cringe Harrison Award” winners of the week.

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    44 min
  • Bachelorette Premiere: Rule #1 Don’t Have A Girlfriend
    Kay and Derek are back for the premiere of Hannah’s season of the Bachelorette. They start out with updates on the biggest news in Bachelor Nation and Derek spills the tea on rumors going around about him and Stephanie Pratt. At 12:20 they dive into the new cast and discuss the weird rumors about Matt. They recap the cast introductions, including the most memorable entrances, and talk about some of the strangest moments of the episode. Was the FaceTime chat with Hannah the most awkward way they’ve ever broken the news to a new Bachelorette? They close out the show with a conversation about who got the first kiss, who got sent home, and the bombshell news about one of the guys having a girlfriend at home.

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    48 min

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The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast that dives into the latest episodes and roasts all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do—because honestly, what’s the point of watching if you’re…

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