How To Survive The Classroom

The Birds and the Bees Episode


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I have a confession to make: I am officially eating my words from last week. My husband, who actually went to Yale for medicine, informed me that basically everything Ms. Dugan and I said about male anatomy was 100% wrong. We had the confidence of straight white men, but we were batting zero.

In this episode, Gerry updates us on his "stroke of thunder" snow day (which was actually just a regular storm) and his new hobby of doing glamor shots for his Spider-Man "dolls", excuse me, action figures. Plus, we dive into the world of "Fuglers," which are quite possibly the most upsetting stuffed animals I’ve ever seen, yet Gerry owns five of them.

We’re also talking about the "food desert" of healthy fast food. Gerry is officially on his health king journey, but he’s ready to crash out over the fact that a side of fruit at Chick-fil-A costs more than a literal chicken combo.

Takeaways:

  • The "Dolls" Photoshoot: Jerry spent his afternoon house-sitting and using "cinematic vision" to pose Marvel figurines in empty rooms.


  • The Anatomy Apology: Andrea sets the record straight after her husband (the Yale-educated PA) completely obliterated her medical "facts" from the last episode.


  • Winston the Mascot: Get ready for a new addition to the classroom—an English Bulldog puppy named Winston is joining the pod family.


  • Stranger Danger Sex Ed: Why a certain school district brings in retired teachers to give eighth graders the birds-and-the-bees talk instead of their regular biology teachers.


  • The $14 Fruit Cup: Jerry’s "hill to die on" involves the literal crime of Chick-fil-A charging $5 extra just to swap fries for grapes.

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