This week Brett and Buddy talk Apple Vision Pro's price tag, aliens, mascot salaries, and potentially reach the end of the line on Piss News. They're also joined by Apple's Head of PR, their old friend Danica Boots (Vic Michaelis).

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Here's the stuff we talk about this week:

APPLE VR HEADSET - $3,499

FORMER MILITARY DUDE SAYS THERE'S ALIENS

THE HIGHEST PAID SPORTS MASCOT IS...

DRONE AI KILLS OPERATOR?

REPORTER SUBMISSIONS--

AIRBNB GOT PISSED IN from @DrkXoul

COW PISS INFLUENCERS from @ARockToKick

Fertility Doc Who Uses His Own Sperm Dies When Hand-Built Plane Crashes from @Cruel_Lemon

WOMAN WINS CHEESE RACE AFTER KNOCKING SELF OUT from @nay_fray

MAN SLOWS TAXI THIEF WITH HEADSHOT from @jenny_cav

PEOPLE SWALLOWED BY WHALE, SURVIVE from @jonhexlives

FOLLOW UP FROM LAST WEEK:

DOGS IN FIRST CLASS (WON'T OPEN EMERGENCY DOOR)

PETA FOUNDER'S DEAD BODY WISHES

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This week we talk brain implants, the reality of air travel, the best nude beaches in the world, and so much more! We also get a summer movie preview with an incognito Hollywood insider known only as... The Spoiler (Mark Schroeder), who doesn't actually spoil a damn thing, other than our excitement for this summer's slate.

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Here's links to everything we talk about this week--

NEURALINK GET'S FDA TRIAL APPROVAL

DOOR OPEN ON A FLIGHT

20 BEST NUDE BEACHES

INDIAN OFFICIAL DRAINS RESERVOIR TO RETRIEVE PHONE

MAN STEALS BACKHOE TO MAKE FLIGHT, LEAVES IT IN THE PARKING LOT

MUSHROOM COFFIN

Submissions:

MAID MOPS FLOOR WITH PISS from @arocktokick on Twitter

85-YEAR-OLD ARRESTED FOR STEALING CONDOMS from @kylegratien on IG

MAN SHOOTS ROOMMATE IN THE ASS DURING FIGHT OVER LAST HOT POCKET from @jennycav and @SolarPair on Twitter

RAMEN WITH 14-LEGGED SEA CREATURE from @jonhexlives on Twitter

JEFF BEZOS IS A CUCK??? from @DrkXoul on Twitter

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This week the fellas discuss Jeff Bezos' big engagement and pray for his downfall. They also chat about street furniture, killer whales targeting boats, and much more! Later, the guys are joined by NBA Legend Bill Walton (Dan Lippert) to discuss this years NBA playoffs and make some predictions for the finals.

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LINKS TO THE STORIES WE COVER --

BEZOS ENGAGED TO HIS LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND

DUMB BLUE COUCH NYC STREET SAVE from @melissamills

MAN DEAD AFTER FINDING GRENADE IS GRANDADS OLD CLOTHES

SWASTIKA MOUNTAIN RENAMED

BEER POWERED MOTORCYCLE

MOSQUITOS LIKE PEOPLE WHO SMELL LIKE SHIT from @patersonmusic

ANCIENT URINE FLASKS from @arocktokick

ORCAS SANK A THIRD BOAT from @DrkXoul

DUDES BUTTDIAL 911 DURING CRIME from @jennycav

JUDE LAW POOP PERFUME from @debuttbutt

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This week Brett & Buddy ask "Why do we give a shit who a celebrity is dating?" and also an important question about where ticks can go. We talk about the age range of crushes, and some fun stuff submitted by listeners!

Here's links to the stuff we talk about in this episode:

BO BURNHAM PHOEBE BRIDGERS

MARTHA STEWART ON THE COVER OF SWIMSUIT ISSUE

WOMEN WITH WORLD'S BIGGEST CHEEKBONES

EAR TICKS

FISHERMAN JAILED FOR CHEATING IN TOURNEY

TURTLE "CHONKASAURUS" IN CHICAGO

100 DAYS UNDERWATER

PEACOCK IS GETTING ONE NFL PLAYOFF GAME

LEBRON JAMES TATTOO ON HEAD

Reporter Submissions--

MARK'S BULGE GETS BLURRED 

@jonhexlives on Twitter

COPS THINK SCREAMING GOAT IS A PERSON

@jennycav on Twitter

SHAKESPEARE AINT REAL

@DrkXoul on Twitter

Dog Switch DUI

@leonards_tacos on Twitter

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On this week's episode, Brett and Buddy discuss King Charles' coronation, Shaq's new song, and potentially the hardest either/or of the century. Brett also introduces a new segment he calls "Zoo Rules".

Links to articles we discussed:

NEW KING OF ENGLAND

SHAQ SONG WITH DROWNING POOL

PETER THIEL FREEZING BODY AFTER DEATH

DEAD BODY UNDER HOTEL BED or SUCKING TOES MANAGER

NAKED BIKE RIDE IN PHILLY

PHALLUS SHAPED ICEBERG OUTSIDE OF DILDO, CANADA

WOMAN BIT BY ELEPHANT

MAN RESCUED FROM WOODS AFTER SEX GAME GOES AWRY from @patersonmusic

MAN FOUND SMOKING HIS BOOGERS from @podcastsbyjeff

FRUIT ROLL UPS CONFISCATED from @kylegratien

SEVENTH HORSE DIES AT KENTUCKY DERBY from @JonHexLives

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This week Brett and Buddy discuss the recent ascension of "The Lebron James of Incels", the best looks from the Met Gala, the pilot Buddy WOULD write if he were to scab during the WGA Wrtier's strike, and a bunch of other fun stuff. Plus there's some tips for kissing.

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Here are some links to all the stuff we hit this week:

INCEL GETS LAID - submitted by @jenny_cav

MET GALA

WRITER'S STRIKE

LADY IN A CAVE (500 days)

KISSING TIPS

CULT LIST OF DON'Ts - submitted by @MelissaMills

MAN DRIVES STOLEN SCHOOL BUS with DEAD DEER

NAKED LANDLORD - submitted by @ARockToKick

DUTCH MAN GETS SPERMABANNED - submitted by @GabrielMalikianM

ORGASM AT THE OPERA - submitted by @sm0ltz

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On this episode, Buddy tells some jokes about Tucker Carlson getting fired, we talk Twitter's verification badge fail, we check in on a 90s band we love, talk one of the worst "I swear I'm not that guy!" performances of all time, and SO much more! Links to some of the topics we discuss below!

Fugitive Fakes Death, Pretends to be British:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11999255/Rhode-Island-fugitive-Nicholas-Rossi-steams-glasses-furious-Dateline-interview.html

Crazy Town Fight Backstage:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/crazy-town-members-beat-other-201629844.html

'Summer House' Article:

https://people.com/tv/summer-house-lindsay-accuses-carl-only-caring-how-being-perceived-danielle-fight/

Arnold Schwarzenegger Back in a Movie:

https://people.com/movies/arnold-schwarzenegger-to-make-action-movie-return-in-new-movie-breakout-report/

Aussie Takes Advantage of ATM:

https://binsider.bond/this-australian-bartender-found-an-atm-glitch-and-blew-1-6-million/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

NYPD Robot Dog:

https://apnews.com/article/robot-dog-nypd-61bd64c94360e30f110f65626cc1687c

Guy Pisses on Fellow Airline Passenger:

https://abc7.com/unruly-passenger-american-airlines-man-urinates-india/13181503/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

French Beer Boycott:

https://apnews.com/article/champagne-beer-intellectual-property-belgium-miller-09f27ee4a921c66e9605893c51fb9b91

Laundromat Explosion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiJiA6h1Ps0

Listener Articles--

@JonHexLives - Cube Monster

https://sports.yahoo.com/cube-shaped-creature-24-eyes-200534529.html

@PatersonMusic - Engagement Gap

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/25/business/engagement-gap-covid-signet-jewelers/index.html

@ARockToKick - Robot Sex

https://www.psypost.org/2023/04/new-research-shows-sexual-arousal-leads-to-a-greater-willingness-to-get-intimate-with-robots-77377

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On today's show the fellas talk Fox News settling their lawsuit and the worst lie they ever told, robot suicides, travelling with kids, a big mistake by a hunter in Florida, weird porn on your Kindle, and much much more!

LINKS TO ARTICLES:

FOX/Dominion: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fox-news-dominion-voting-systems-lawsuit-settlement/

Robot Suicide: https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2023/04/17/ai-robot-kills-itself-after-wage-slavery-of-repetitive-15-minute-work/

Airline Kids:https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/18/jessie-james-decker-united-airlines-pregnant-sister-popcorn-kids/

Florida Man: https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/florida-man-mistakes-girlfriend-for-a-hog-shoots-her

Kindle Porn: https://gizmodo.com/google-apple-warn-porn-on-amazon-kindle-violates-rules-1850347601?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Pronatalists: https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1648284259071696896?s=20

Netflix Ends Physical DVD Distro: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/18/1170740799/netflix-ends-dvd-by-mail-service

NYC Rat War: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/14/1170120247/nyc-rat-czar-kathleen-corradi-eric-adams-mitigation-investment-run-this-city

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The fellas talk about the Dalai Lama's tongue sucking "joke", Taylor Swift's breakup, prank videos gone wrong, a LOT about people in costumes, ghost stories, and whether or not they're cool with artificial intelligence. Another killer episode if you ask Brett.

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