The Dan Le Batard Show

Dan Le Batard: Aaron Rodgers is a loser today but maybe also a winner and has lots of attention and is good at football and also is a champion but maybe still a loser and also definitely not. Then, Stugotz wants to play a series of games around Bill Belichick calling teams and asking for their head coaching job. Plus, Stugotz predictions, Anthony Edwards, AROD is everywhere, and breaking Harbaugh news.

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David Samson and Jeremy Tache get into it over the lebatardaf.com merch store because Jeremy is upset he can't get a free shirt with his own name and face on it. What happened to NIL? David also discusses the saga over Tommy Devito's agent and a restaurant. Then, Dan is against taking the crew to the Super Bowl because of the constant tech issues and Tony delivers his Top 5 from another room in the studio. Plus, are the Dolphins, Eagles, and Cowboys in the same tier? And Drew Lock brings us to tears...until he doesn't.

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We have two Super Bowl previews this weekend, but we have something more important to get to first: Cuban Santa. Mike Ryan isn't here because he's handing out bags for UM on National Signing Day, but Billy's worried he may be the Connor Stalions of the Miami program. Then, Ja Morant is back, Dan might need the Ticket Wizard, and we have a new Miami Seaquarium jingle. Plus, David Samson and his faulty tech are here to discuss Yoshinobu Yamamoto, yellow lights, and cooking shows.

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You may remember Smush Parker from his very public, lopsided beef with the late Kobe Bryant, but there is so much more to the arc of Smush's life story — from being a toddler raised inside "The Cage," in New York City, to bringing up the ball right before "The Malice at the Palace" began. And now, it turns out, Smush Parker is committed to another shocking quest: become the fourth former NBA player, ever, to become an NBA referee.

Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ZWFEMq7prXc

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Lucy is furious over Greg Cote's disdain for bowl season, and Billy, Lucy, Roy, and Greg go to the Bucket of Death.

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Dan is flabbergasted to have finally seen someone who is a bigger liar than Stugotz. Then, Lucy has a new game called the "Rizz Quiz" where she tests Dan, Greg, and Stugotz's knowledge on terms used by young people, and it goes exactly how you'd expect. Plus, Greg and Stu torch the Lakers for their In-Season Tournament banner, Monday Night Football gave us some QB sound from Jalen Hurts that was actually useful for once, and there's a LOT happening in College Football bowl season.

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Greg and Roy's turkeys are officially done... They spend some time slicing turkey in the eating area for Dan, Stu, Mike, Lucy, Billy and Chris to taste and cast their votes on which turkey is the best. Who will win? Will the 6 votes result in a tie? Can Roy pull off the upset? Will Greg's fried turkey prevail? Will Matthew Kugler need to step in? Plus, Stugotz predicts the Clippers will win the title, the Demontae Kazee suspension, and dog double dutch.

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The crew continues to watch Greg fry his turkey, and it's a truly a sight to behold. Pablo Torre is here to discuss Eric Adams and his bizarre comments on New York, why Domonique Foxworth should be the president, and to preview his new PTFO with Smush Parker. Then, Mike fell in love with bowl games all over again because of the Famous Toastery Bowl, and men generally feel they're younger than they are. Plus, Ron Magill is here to chat about the Cesta Cyclones recent loss, relieve Lucy of her dog-based guilt, and tell us about the white alligator.

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It! Is! Time! The 2023 Dan Le Batard Show Turk Off is here as Greg Cote and Roy Bellamy compete for the best tasting turkey in the DLS family. Then, 🎶 His name is Puka, Puka Nacua, and his quarterback is not named Tua 🎶, Lucy tells us about a hilarious new Iowa Offensive Coordinator candidate, and Billy needs a snot rocket as he's dressed in his F1 Bucket of Death punishment. Plus, we check in with Greg as he fries his turkey on a concrete ledge while barefoot in an enclosed garage next to live wires, Tommy Devito's agent cashes in, and John Oliver is "woke."

Note from the writer: Hey. It's Jeremy. Nothing in my whole life has ever made me feel as anxious as watching Greg Cote do this. Nothing. Ever. Nothing.

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Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A. react to Week 15. The guys play a game of If The Season Ended today and tell you who would move on in the current playoff matchups. Austin Ekeler joins the show to discuss the Chargers letting go of HC Brandon Staley and GM Tom Telesco. Stugotz has his Top 5 QBs who didn't start the season as their team's starter. Billy has his weekly BBBBBB picks headed into MNF.

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