The Dan Le Batard Show

The chunk of flesh ripped out of Tua's arm leads us to a conversation on the expense of tattoos, and Billy has a question for Chris before we end the show.

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We kick off Hour 2 with QB talk: Jameis Winston brought a briefcase to work to be an inspiration, the "yeah, no" of NFL quarterbacks, the Trevor Lawrence question, and Lamar Jackson's case for MVP. Then, would you go on a 9-month long cruise? The Shipping Container has some strong opinions on cruise ship food. Plus, Jessica has decided who from the show she'd want to be stuck in an elevator with, Billy takes a look through his bag, the crew watches what may be the worst layup attempt of all-time, and Stugotz has nothing left in the tank.

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Mike's limited fake Ed Orgeron forces Dan into some reckless speculation. Jessica believes Red Zone should be discounted through the rest of the NFL season, and Chris can't believe the dissension he's hearing in the room over the delightful Scott Hanson. Then, two incredible sound bites from Jake Browning and David Njoku, too much Tucci, and Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday compound leads the crew to discuss how they'd handle the end of the world. Also, Stugotz spoils a new movie. Plus, it's time for Stu's Weekend Observations!

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Dan is embargoing his Dolphins and NFL thoughts, so we'll get to those later. First, Billy's phone is racist, no one can find the proper networks on their televisions, and do you have a speaker in your bathroom? Then, Leeman got stuck in an elevator over the weekend, and it leads us to discuss HOW you'd want to get stuck. Do you want someone in there with you? Would you lay down? Would you pee...? Plus, heartbreak for the Cesta Cyclones, Aaron Rodgers still wants to play despite the Jets season being over, and Raheem Mostert is somehow one of the most successful Dolphins of all-time.

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God Bless Football will come out later today since Billy and Stugotz have an interview scheduled with Austin Ekeler, so we get FRESH TAKES from the duo on the NFL. Then, Stugotz tries to get a sponsorship, Mike Ryan has information but is not a journalist, and the transfer portal has some incredible message-boarding going on. Plus, Chip Kelly has an idea for the future of College Football, Jessica runs out of breath giving takes, and...is Miami going to miss out on its QB?

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It's a Postgame Show hodgepodge of content! First, Pablo Torre provides us with a segment from today's Pablo Torre Finds Out where he, Katie Nolan, and Dan Soder chat about urology and gym memberships. So, ya know, standard #sports stuff. Then, The Hockey Show with Roy is here as Roy and David Dwork discuss the Florida Panthers before Dimitri Filipovic of The Hockey PDOcast joins the duo for a "10-minute misconduct" to explain why Aleksander Barkov is headed to a Selke Trophy and to touch on other topics around the NHL. Plus, it's Tony's MMA Hangout with his guest Danny Segura from MMA Junkie. They preview what's coming at you this weekend with UFC 296!

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Jessica and Lucy are fascinated by the Panera Charged Lemonade that has been killing people* and the memes that have spawned from it. Amin walks a dangerous line, and Lucy teaches Dan why his opinion on Liquid Death's water is out of touch. Then, the crew discusses the weirdest stretches of land in Florida as Charlotte teaches us about Hussey's General Store that sells "guns, wedding gowns, and cold beer." Also, Chris wants to look for the best moments in sports that make you saw "Awwwwww." Plus, Jess and Lucy's College Football segment finally has a name: GEN CFB. They discuss Army-Navy, the Heisman, Kirk Herbstreit losing his mind on Twitter, and preview the early bowl games.

*For legal purposes: the lemonade, ya know, might not be killing the people?

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Dan's costume kink rears its head once again as he has a suggestion for God Bless Football, John Skipper gets upset at a thumbs down emoji, and the crew goes to the Bucket of Death. Then, Colby Covington takes a shot at LeJaron James as his MAGA character continues to make him famous. Is it a bit? Does it matter? Plus, Stugotz actually listens, an old Luke Appling video brings the entire show the most joy they've felt all week, and Chris Cote updates the polls.

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Everyone on the show is exhausted from a long week behind the scenes. Dan is on a mission to determine who the most athletic person is on the show, and he also has his first ever claim that a team quit mid-game. Then, Peter King loves to wash the dishes, Brandon Staley does yoga, and we were stolen of a moment. Plus, the always jubilant, affable, and jolly Chris Cote is ready to lose his mind. Is he STILL angry about the call against Kadarius Toney or is he scared of the Jets?

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Billy and Stugotz react to a horrific TNF game between the Chargers and the Raiders. Peter King and Billy bond over their love for doing dishes. Quincy Williams thinks Robert Saleh's beard is painted on. Stu Ya Gotz. Chris Simms has never felt better about Tyreek Hill being the MVP. Golic and Stugotz were left to their own devices. Juju joins Carl, SherBear, Gordie and K-Funk to make their weekly picks.

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