The Dan Le Batard Show

Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden refuse to brand their college football segment! After a brief look back at last week's action, Jay Norvell's questionable late game conservatism and Lucy's trip to The Swamp, they preview an exciting upcoming college football slate featuring Ohio State traveling to South Bend for a Notre Dame matchup loaded with playoff implications. Then the Top 5 Coaches That Needed A Win.

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Dan wants Greg Cote's four year old granddaughter to make picks and go head to head with Colin Cowherd before they launch into Against the Spread. Then Miami Marlins first basemen Josh Bell joins the show to review his bell sound effect options on a scale of 1 to 10 bells. Finally, Jess, Billy, and Stu go to the Bucket of Death before Dan praises Mike Tomlin.

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We start the hour going around the NFL discussing Puka Nacua's rise in Los Angeles, if Tua is the best quarterback in the AFC East, and how their coaches come from the same tree. Then Oddball's Charlotte Wilder joins the show, Jessica shares her top 5 ways to spot a deep fake, and Billy unveils the Useless Sound Montage for Week 2.

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The crew discusses how they can't cancel subscription services, the U is BACK! and The Rock seems to be a bit of a clout chaser. Plus, the return of Tony’s Top 5 and CNN’s Jake Tapper joins to talk journalism, Philly sports and his book, “All the Demons Are Here: A Thriller.”

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Dan, Stugotz and David Samson discuss Billy cutting the cord but still having to buy all of the apps to watch Marlins games, Tony is from the Stugotz tree of scamming, the Baltimore Orioles are actually good and Samson's movie review of Kurt Angle. Plus, the dirtiest money in the MLB and much more.

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Politicians don't want transgender people dominating girls' sports. But Ember Zelch just wanted to play softball, and nobody else seemed to mind. She was, after all, the ONLY trans girl officially even PLAYING girls' varsity sports in her ENTIRE state. Pablo travels to Ohio to learn why Ember fought for her right to love sports anyway.

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Adam McKay is here to announce his new internship with Meadowlark Media searching for our Horrifying Climate Fact of the Day, but he has more interest in taking over other people's segments.

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Greg Cote's haircut continues into Hour 2 as we start to see a plan take shape... could this be Greg's best look since Chris's teen years? Then, Billy has a new social media rule, and running backs continue to go down in the NFL. Plus, Mike Schur is here to discuss the Writers Strike, do an impression of a Dolphins fan, and deliver his Stat of the Day. Plus, Jay Glazer is here to deliver some top tier football analysis and watch as we reveal Greg's new look to his wife.

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Dolphins linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel joins the show as we pick from the Bucket of Death for Tony, Lucy, and Greg, and he better like a good rummage. We ask Andrew about Dadurday, his hair, advice for Lucy on being from Iowa and making friends in Miami, and a whole lot more. Then, it's time for Lucas the Barber to join the show and cut Greg Cote's hair! Lucas explains his approach with Greg's hair and why Tony has a special price before we hear a Greg Cote cover of a Waylon Jennings song from the 1970s.

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Y'all ever think about how good Tom Brady was? Then, Dan knows he needs to stop talking about Deion Sanders so much, so we've brought back an old device to keep track of his behavior. Plus, Dan, Tony, and Stu dish out their expertise on executing a perfect headbutt without getting injured. Also, we need to cover the Colts better, Dadurday is spreading across the nation, and Greg Cote shares the details of his decrepit mailbox.

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