The Dan Le Batard Show

Greg Cote is nervous about getting a haircut later on today's show, and he's also here to say a couple of the oldest phrases you've ever heard. Dan and Billy discuss the Marlins losing a huge game in a playoff race on a fair ball vs. foul ball controversy in 2023. Plus, how are we supposed to discuss athletes like Deshaun Watson and Tyreek Hill? And is Bill Belichick just Dave Wannstedt?

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With comments from Tony Parker, a lawsuit at Ole Miss, and a TikTok generation taking hold, is it time that coaching will finally start moving away from abusive tactics and toward player empowerment?

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With Deion Sanders and Colorado struggling at the half, many were ready to pounce with takes. Are we in the middle of a media build up of Deion before a tear down the moment Colorado loses? Dan wants to explore this lane while acknowledging the audience probably already hates this Colorado story. Then, Desmond Ridder contributed to a victory, Zach Wilson struggles and the Jets are unraveling, and the Cardinals have mastered the tank. Plus, Stugotz's Weekend Observations!

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Lucy shares her experience in Gainesville covering the Gators win over Tennessee. Dan has two huge announcements for the future of the company, but he'll get to them after he lets us know how We're All Gonna Die™️. Then, aging with grace, Bill Belichick on The Golden Bachelor, the difference between Brandon Staley and Dan Campbell, and a new and improved "F1 Minute" from Jess. Plus, Stugotz is dying on the Takeo Spikes hill, and Chris likes to yell at the TV.

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Billy Gil is here to dish out his Top 5 Legacy Shows as the crew discusses whether or not Late Night TV and Good Morning America are dead. Then, Lucy doesn't trust PFF, we discuss "the endangered position" in the NFL, and Chris is a bad parent. Plus, are the Patriots and Alabama dynasties officially collapsing at the same time?

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The Dolphins took down Bill Belichick and the Patriots on Sunday Night Football, and the crew has takes. Dan questions whether or not the Dolphins should fear Belichick any longer, and Billy has words for Jason Sanders. Then, Alabama's demise is here, Dan spoke with the information people at the UM game, and Deion Sanders and Colorado continue to dominate the college football conversation. Plus, would you rank your kids?

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Happy Football Monday! The guys react to SNF's Dolphins vs. Patriots games. Lucy is back from her road trip in Gainesville where she attended interviewed fans, visited Steve Spurrier's restaurant and was driven to tears after visiting The Swamp. Stu has his Top 5 QBs through Week 2, the guys play a game of Contender/Pretender, Billy has his 3 Billy's Bets Big Board Brought to you By picks and we debut a new game Lucy or Goosey?

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As Meadowlark Media grows, the shipping container is forced into an even smaller space for this edition of Mystery Crate. The crew hears all about Tony's European vacation and how much better America is than everywhere else. They also take place in a SNKRs Shock Drop together before Chris Cote takes the show where he always does.

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The guys recap TNF and debate how much bonus money Jalen Hurts cost his running backs each year with his 1 yd TDs. (16:12) The star of MNF and Hard Knocks Xavier Gipson joins the guys to talk about his game winning punt return and to tell us how often he thinks about the goldfish Aaron Rodgers was holding. (25:22) Chris Simms is high...on Texas football. (42:06) Stu Ya Gotz. (47:57) Golic gets us ready for NFL Week 2. (1:01:15) Scott Schaefer, owner of Jack's American Pub in Milwaukee, discusses his Jets promo that almost backfired. (1:10:14) Top 10 pickleball player Ryan "SherBear" Sherry joins K-Funk and Gordie Gronkowski to pick games while Mojo closes on a house.

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Are you part of the silent majority of bad sleepers? Try dressing up like Darth Vader already! What ever happened to the steroid police? We are here for a lower moral high ground! And are you, by chance, cinematically in love? Because the hardest things in life make you feel right. Also: centaur portraits, mouth-breathers, A-Rod’s teeth, and holes.

Further reading:

Why sportspeople are taping over their mouths (Sarah Shephard)

https://theathletic.com/4844743/2023/09/11/why-sportspeople-taping-over-mouths/

The Biogenesis Files (Mike Fish)

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/36055058/biogenesis-america-tony-bosch-peds-fallout-10-years-later

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