Roy Wood Jr. joins the show to discuss his latest special, the death of retail leading to the death of communication, how prank calls are a young man's game, DEI elimination taking down big and tall stores, his experiences with Martin Short and Steve Martin, and the validation he searches for the most. Then, Amin breaks down what's going on in Sacramento with De'Aaron Fox before we get to the group's definitive thoughts on the best type of nut.

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Nick Wright and his punchable face are here and join us from his very sad room. Dan doesn't like what's happening to Nick across America right now, but is Nick going to do himself any favors by joining our show? Nick goes on a rant about internet trolls dominating the narrative on what he has determined to be the greatest dynasty in sports since the 90s Bulls, and Jessica's indifference leads to a new rivalry. Plus, which people in sports look most like they'd kill it at the Renaissance Fair?

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The Washington Wizards offend Amin, and even though David Samson is here, Dan insists on starting with Amin's complaints before going to our bad team expert in David. Then, where were you when Mark Hendrickson started on Opening Day for 65-inch David Samson's Marlins? Plus, stand-ins for team photos, Chris Cote's limited fake Dave Van Horne, and another game of "Would You Attend Their Funeral?"

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Dan is a big-time asterisk guy according to Amin, and Billy is celebrating National Curmudgeon Day. Then, is fandom more fun when you're shutting people up? And is Tyreek Hill jealous of what's happening in Kansas City even though he's received more money and praise since he left? Plus, Stugotz stole a take from Billy who stole it from Bill Barnwell who was kidding, but Chris stole the same take from Jessica who was definitely not kidding. Also, is radio row Stugotz the most reliable Stugotz?

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After an Against The Spread full of top tier analysis, JuJu Gotti is here to update the polls and share some thoughts on today's show.

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Was Bud Grant a fraud? Have you ever blamed an animal for your farts? What's the creepiest mascot in sports? Why does Greg Cote call flatulence "letting a pet?" Hour 2 is off to a great start. Then, Mina Kimes joins the show to break down all things football including the Raiders coaching move, the most interesting aspects of this year's Super Bowl, and the Bears new offense. She also shares her thoughts on Jerry Jones' glory hole comments and plays America's new favorite game: "Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson!" If you want to see Mina's podcast live and support wildfire relief efforts click here: minapodlive.com. Ticket sales benefit the Red Cross. You can also support the American Red Cross wildfire relief efforts here: tinyurl.com/danfiresstugotz

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We continue our discussion about which new NFL head coaches nailed and lost their introductory press conferences and then dive into the hires made around the league so far. Is there any coach whose perception has a starker contrast between fans and people within the NFL than Mike McCarthy? Does Mike McCarthy look like Mardi Gras? Is Mardi Gras actually magical or is it just a place where Greg Cote wakes up with mashed potatoes in his hair next to his friend Tom Jordan who LOOKS like Mike McCarthy? Also, Stugotz thinks Dan may have slashed his tires with an ice pick and we open an investigation into what happened. Plus, Dan is bringing threats back for 1-800 Flowers, Jess had an awkward moment with Dianna Russini, and NFL coach names that sound like they would make good doctors.

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Jerry Jones had some interesting thoughts recently about where he wants his Dallas Cowboys to return to and we try to get to the bottom of why he keeps saying glory hole. If you survive a plane crash, does it erase all the bad things you have done and automatically make you a good person? Dianna Russini joins the show from the Senior Bowl in Mobile to share her thoughts on new Jacksonville Jaguars' coach Liam Coen's awkward introductory press conference, new Jets coach Aaron Glenn nailing his press conference, and Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo calling Jaguars owner Shad Khan 'Chaka Khan'. Plus, Dianna tells us about how the Cowboys ended up hiring Brian Schottenheimer and how her husband is handling his Philadelphia Eagles returning to the Super Bowl.

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Billy has a bone to pick with reporters because nobody can tell him when the Miami Dolphins are playing in Madrid next season and he can't book his flights for cheap. Seriously, what happened to reporters? Also, does Joe Zagacki hate us? If he didn't already, he certainly will after this segment. Greg Cote has a problem with destination weddings and that leads us into his scorching hot take that Jimmy Butler has quit on the Miami Heat. We dive into his recent column about Jimmy and the drama that continues to unfold inside the organization. Plus, enough with London, Roy tried to go to Finland and Jerry Jones basically called his new head coach an idiot.

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Noted Buffalo Bills fan, Juju Gotti, joins us to wrap up the show today and give his thoughts after his Bills bowed out yet again to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship Game. Where does he place the blame after yet another close loss? He also weighs in on what changes the Bills need to make this offseason, shares fans' reactions to today's show and updates some polls.

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