The Dick Show

Anaheim deplatforms hate, low flow shower heads are a private business, my house is almost burned down, the police beat some people, a woman asks for advice, a man stalks a co-worker, Chris the Kiwi violates his probation, Israel implements Happy Badges, France mandates vaccines, rebranding shark "interactions", the LEGO gun, and the Fed raises the retirement age; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Having COVID forever, a trans-mom a milkin, male bullimia, LEGO terrorists, the fat-friendly internet, door-to-door trusted community members vaccinating your children, Bill Cosby is free and innocent, saluting the Boomer flag, getting vaccinated against hurricanes, the gay men's choir makes a joke, and butt monkeys for reading; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

John McAfee goes to Greenland, the FBI radicalizes lunatics, women's Olympic weight lifting, Tour de France crash, Alexa's "by the way", mask piles, Doug Funny and white genocide, Lowtax is the internet's greatest debater, wrong hamburgers, Chris the Kiwi's private hooker, Sportbra Taylor wants a car, and episode four of The Biggest Problem in the Universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Vegan pool party, confiscated talcum powder, Los Angeles is open for Juneteenth, three-hour haircuts, pandemic movies, women lifting cars off of babies, strippers turning 21, and long lost penises; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I wash my watch, the Federal Reserve buys America, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is funded and will return in two weeks, Mersh is on Alex Jones, Patty C Cups Lashes Out at me and Karl, more gay talk from straight men, and blowing up the moon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Messed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Topless Elliot Page marks the first day of summer, the war on blackface, kid-friendly Pride, lack of bidets, fat brain, how to poop, Seth Rogan contributes to the balkanization of comedy, and Sean has a blowout; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean is gone, Vito reboots The Biggest Problem in the Universe with me, "Buy the Dip", woke marketing, pronoun resistance, Pokemon card scalpers, semen retention, a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, Jim Henson is unhire-able, the Replication Crisis, and Female Dating Strategies; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A virgin graduates, #FreePalestine, Six Pack Rings, the Cuckold Simulator, Sean-voyage, people who don't listen to the experts or the science, the gas shortage, Disney solves racism, Elon Musk turns heel, animals women can take in a fight, a fat teacher yells at a student, and Cantillions hits on Sports bra Taylor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Used Front Hole Day, Sean is leaving for White Boy Summer, wasting time cleaning a grill, Happy Mother's Day to myself, Tess Holiday vs. anorexia, fat women vs. COVID, everyone vs. J Scott Campbell's boobs, Crippled Jesus wheels out of the closet, Adam from Houston and the jerk off ninja, a deadbeat sister, the IRS gets $80 billion, and $DOGE tanks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!