The Dick Show

The price of lumber skyrockets, Jeopardy stands against anything resembling hate, Maddox's obsession with the cartel, the cyst guy calls in, Madcucks cheats, FOMO ruins Burning Man, Tony from Hack the Movies talks Mortal Kombat, Crippled Jesus comes out as gay, the way strippers treat you, no team captains for kids, and Maddox for governor; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Inventory control systems, my dog has the coof, crossing the street to avoid the police, the Raiders can breathe again, gender lessons for middle schoolers, Sports Bra Taylor calls in to read the news, Mr. Girl calls in to talk about his pedophile rap songs, the Chinese Nigerian penis trade, a botched threesome, the world's unluckiest man, and how Sean would kill himself; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Losing your mo-ho, Dogecoin is for retards and con artists, a big fat Playboy centerfold, a driving while black VR simulator, Disney cis-cesses, birds attacking my car, guns vs. tasers, the Brony slayer, people who enjoyed lockdown, Destination Alaska wedding, doubling hate crimes, catfishing pedophiles as Elliot Rodgers for fun and profit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Women reacting to animals in war movies, vaccine enthusiasm, a trademark Chauvin shoulder massage, "Women Posting Their Ls", women are in charge of the US economy, the Roomba, packing the SCOTUS, 150 million new poor people, CDC vs. Racism, women crying power dynamics, and the Sisyphus voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gas weed wackers, The Dick Show Weight Loss Contest for Big Fat F*cks, Johnson Brown's penis extension adventure, private national parks, striking teachers, women abdicating responsibility, how to make an imaginary girlfriend, and not being first pick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Jamming up world trade, my cancer, blood drive scams and big leaguers, inappropriate tele-doctors, Ethan Ralph calls in about the recent fracas, Vito calls in about Magic the Gathering MS Paint cards, Amazon drivers pooping in their vans, a 14 year-old bangs his mom's friend, guys who want to date a bro, the juice cleanse was a big mistake, Jon del Arroz, and a call-in fails to materialize; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Farm to table wh*res, #StopAsianWeight, the dangers of hand-rolled cigarettes, the legendary $4,000 Maddox and Patty C-Cups crossover, artist George Alexopolous calls in, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" with clips from "Are You Hungry?", the chances someone with COVID goes to the hospital, the 10,000 black men murdered by police every year, heroin addicts in the military, Cuties 2, and the best voicemail we've ever had; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The progressive military, my dog gets canceled, my interview with Russia Today, how woke mobs killed comedy, "Coming 2 America" is ruined by Leslie Jones, Pokimane is a midwest 6, the dog bloodbath, Derek Chauvin predictions, being #SuperStraight, a curfew for men, #StopAsianHate, an erotic story from a real they, and milestone overload; all that and more on this week's episode of The Dick Show!

International Womxn's Day, the dentist says I have a small mouth, McAfee is charged with crypto scams, a race to ban books, a Chinese man who eats with sticks, the changing definition of "herd immunity", stealing my gas, Bone and Nazi furries, how to use lines on women, when 2-3 workouts is actually 1 workout, and SSRIs vs. GHB; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Crippled Jesus is guilty on all counts, blue collar witch hunts, the green flash is a myth, white math, Mx. Potato Head, ruining your wife's conspiracy theories, having an honest conversation about the p*ssy, my girlfriend believes in a different God, Cialis chasers, stubby pencils, and showing my dog on camera; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!