The Dick Show

I get the blob dog, spilling coffee, Texas vs. California in incompetence, Biden's plan for saving small businesses, Bill Gates vs. meat, Madonna vs. men, teachers vs. students, The Muppets are canceled, Adam from Houston shoots through walls and deals with a scat man; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Ethan Ralph is a free man, Gina Carano comments on the Holocaust for no reason, my raves is canceled, stealing a covid vaccine, Gorilla Glue, the boring impeachment, Super Bowl commercials, Justin Timberlake apologizes, Chest Milk and Human Milk, Murrlogic's life at the Children's Village, Crippled Jesus is getting sued by the Wellness Center, the threesome that almost wasn't, and Maddox's Table of Contents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dealing with night terrors, New Project Brew, "nice to e-meet you", my penis falls asleep, Mr. Monopoly helps you out, GTA 6's female protagonist, disinformation, bad legal takes, quotes about quotes, HuffPo Women, and a former trans kid calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bullying billionaires, Park n Raves, women and their horrible digestion, audio messages, DIY haircuts, arrested for writing stories, triple masking, Biden's GOSBANK, the show gets a mom banned from the park, TV is illegal, Crippled Jesus vs. Uni Part 3, The Silver Squeeze, and how to live forever; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Boobs on Star Trek, ruining Tupperware, erasing women, heckling news anchors and appealing to the humorless, women vs. serial killers, sitting in a loss, language on the suicide hotline, Amazon vs. mail-in ballots, child porn on Twitter, the Milo show, a Flat Earther calls in, Crippled Jesus vs. admin, a pee jar virgin, and overworking Kegels; all that and more this month on The Dick Show!

Entering the Fediverse, making a mess with bags of sand, half-assed robots vs half-assed humans and the $15 minimum wage, the Indoguration, cosplay and the race to the bottom of the uncanny valley, Josh Denny gets canceled for jokes, Seth Rogan vs. Count Dankula, regulating Bitcoin, a regurgitating erotic story, and Crippled Jesus gets in trouble in his Feminist Theory class; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I eat a tub of cookie dough, the perils of shaving your ugly face, THOTs posting pictures of themselves in Dubai, rolling your own cigarettes, the pros of Trump being banned on Twitter, taking over the capitol and Opposite Day, Vito's podcast, two teenagers sexting, Ari's ex with the foot fetish, Cantillions and Matt fight, the Danish giant penis cartoon, turning a prostitute into a housewife; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"Death to 2020", mass-produced personalities, Wonder Woman 1984 made me start my period, new and improved lighters, "Cosmo says you're fat", The WHO says "The Big One" is coming, the science says you don't have to tell people you have AIDS, a young man describes his perfect woman, wet masks, shooting politicians with vaccines, The Grand Wazoo's Christmas album, and there is nothing to look forward to; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A Christmas sick-out, family is just a number, getting over a girl, surprises in the omnibus nightmare, having a lonely mouth, holocaust and election denying, "birthing people", going to school until you get molested, Chris the Kiwi calls in, herd immunity, grandpa's vintage pornography, cross-dressing incest, organizing your wires, and some Tampa audio is recovered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Too old for this many drugs, seeing where all your missing stuff went in Hell, City Slickers ruins my life, getting a vaccination chip or kicked in the head, drinking and cooking slow meat all day, a Marshall plan for mom, losing the draw string on your shorts, how Trump can still win, the Wonder Bread guy draws some pictures, a fake funeral for a fake death, genderless babies, Twitch makes a statement on words, the Great Reset resetted, Madcucks moves back in with his parents, and Sean vs. Madcucks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!