The Dick Show

The Black National Anthem, losing the audio for Road Rage: Tampa, pretending COVID doesn't exist, smoking inside, over protective uncles, Maddox calls the police again, multiple TDS tattoos, Bell's palsy and the vaccine no one wants, Erik Wong gets into a fight on a plane, and someone throws a drink at Ralph; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fake Heart Attacks, Fabio hair, my prank crash dummy chair breaks, subsidized acupuncture, appreciating the little things in life, kettle corn, Biden's dog tripping story, gateway tyranny, diversity in the NASDAQ, marrying a sex doll, Ron Jeremy stories, a ten Asian orgy, the stupid monoliths, Adolph Hitler is back, and Lucky Starr is in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Asians are white, Dominion is in a bad headspace, Unthanksgiving, ten million diversity jobs in college, COVID-scented candles, free tampons, movies that train dads not to work, dog psychics, a QUEER license, banging your girlfriend in her dad's pyjamas, a Dick Show Christmas album, and a Pokimane super simp calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Black Santa's backstory, steak big leaguers, humidors, a pro-life death penalty, new forever curfews, smoking in a non-smoking area, the new Animaniacs has no nurse, stepping on sap, The Great Reset, men wearing dresses, n-word rock, fisherpeople, a cheat pass for your wife, the misery divide, women on women in science, the furry art game, and more stories from prison; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Meeting the Dogs-Elect, Patty C-cups: Karl's Bananadox, venture communism, money as an abstraction of values, getting set up by mom, weaponized ignorance, Lowtax sells Something Awful, Ticketmaster requires vaccine IDs, a quarter of women don't know where their vagina is, the 5% Work From Home tax, eating inside outside, and national holidays for drug dealers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Trump Loses, Driving with Headlamps on, Consooming

Turning FFFFFFFF, the never-ending hangover, Adulting, new cringe PSAs, Cantillions ruins a birthday surprise, having to thank people for a birthday surprise, Bill Murray vs. menopause, No Nuts November, black people can't marry white people, Tulpabrah calls in, Australia vs. hentai, wearing lifts in our shoes, suicide, Mersh, and the final Coronavirus argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The tent-destroying armageddon of Burning Dick, shooting guns on acid, Decepticons on the road, advice for the terminally 5'11", "vagina havers", the Myers Briggs test, Barbie lectures white people, virgins with dating advice, New Diet Coke, Tony from "Hack the Movies" plugs his new Godzilla podcast, rewinding television, and arguing with consent; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Vito's Antifa Horror Movie, dogs with no eyes and the women who compliment them, the actual Trump sign guy, Tim Heidecker gets my Twitter account canceled because he is jealous of my masculine comedy, cougars and the no one who loved them, the great ammo shortage, breeding shoulders, Road Rage: Tampa is almost announced, The ADL vs. Gamers, a family piss duel, shooting net guns at criminals, and trans Jesus' sexual preferences; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

Corporate-speak, law enforcement with "full release", Kian is reverse body shamed, Road Rage: Tampa, John Wick Mario, "The Evil Dead" Dicktation, Manterrupting, debate fly accounts and your ticket to Greenland, the WHO says to end the lockdowns, waiting in line to eat in the street, racist restaurant warnings, screwing Santa, sexism in whiskey, gender-neutral Jesus, a man's psycho ex hides in his closet, a gun fighter calls in, and the wrong Trump guy calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!