* I resign!

* (“That was a great apartment….”)

* I resign!

* (“That was the worst job….”)

* Mansplaining the war

* Too big to process

* It’s like 9/11 for Americans, and also not

* “You can still smell the death”

* The Jericho Wall revelations

* “I’m pretty sure most people who were responsible will resign”

* Were judicial protests a distraction?

* State fails, society rallies

* A time for Diaspora choosing

* Like moths to crazy

* Intelligence scandal, leadership scandal

* Hard out here for a two-state solutionista

* Did Israel choke off Gazans’ resources?

* “My heart is captive in Gaza”

* “If we don’t come out of this very secure, it’s the end of Israel”

* And yet … hope!

* Can Kmele sing?

* A guy is surrounded by some racists

* In praise of…Alec Baldwin?

* Protesters are like racists

* Trump and Colorado

* Smart people who have come to some strange conclusions on this…

* He’s screwing with you. You know that right?

* They think you don’t understand policy

* Not a lot of loyalty….(plus: a paean to Hope Hicks)

* One word: NEW YORK

* From Jihad to Lego

* A silly list of “media influencers”

* Is Emmanuel Lewis alive? (Yes)

* It wasn’t a debate

* Moynihan loves islands. Who doesn’t?

* University stuff

* “Late capitalism”

* Walt Disney wasn’t a Nazi

* Backfilling history

* Massaging numbers

* On the Qataris….

* And a bunch of listeners chime in!

* Ron Karenga

* Handel’s Messiah and stock portfolio

* Musicology is dumb, says Matt

* Hip-hop is appropriation and it’s great

* Method Man thinks the Stones and Bootsy are the same

* The Fall of Minneapolis

* The Fifth’s verdict

* Some good things, some bad things

* Revisiting the Chauvin trial

* An 800,000 word reflection from James Bennet

* Fanaticism and forgivenness

* How is this plagiarist surviving?

* How about firing these dopes

* LP and AJ

* The many, many, many dead in Ukraine

* The editorial board of the Washington Post

* What what wrong with the cease fire

* On culpability

* Can there *be* a negotiated settlement?

* Is it really “the occupation”?

* That wild 2022 video from Jenin that Moynihan mentioned

* You’re going to be defrocked

* Being handcuffed by “the Nahkba”

* The insane rape conspiracy theories—and why they exist

* Are all these people pro-Hamas?

* Mrs. Gay Goes to Washington

* Choose different words, dummies

* Are you allowed a moral mulligan?

* The Calvin Principals

* And much, much more

* We ain’t gonna play Sun City

* RIP Shane

* George Santos: genius

* Gavin v. Ron

* Why would you do this, Gavin?

* This awful presidential race

* Hating WFB

* Be friends with and “platform” your political opposites

* RIP Kissinger?

* Dictatorships and double standards

* The forever war with Iran

* An awful, awful hostage video

* On hostages and peace partners

* The future of Gaza

* A shooting in the hood

* The Oakland Politburo speaks. The world is appalled.

* The free speech issue vs. the university infection

* Knowing nothing but propaganda

* Gaza Facebook is pretty wild

* Sir Humphrey says: “This is the most insane answer ever”

* What Epstein got right. And you gotta bring Bill Clinton

* A weird story about Hillary’s shushing

* UFO nonsense

* What’s th…

Family beckons. Booze beckons. So we’re going to forgo the bullet points that we’re pretty sure you don’t read anyway and just say…Happy Thanksgiving, from your friends at the Fifth! And while you shamelessly celebrate genocide, listen along while the lads bemoan the racism of the Black Plague; the deadline to file charges against Kmele; the quote-invention of ChatGPT; the hostage deal in Israel; and the extreme awfulness of Holocaust historians Joe Scarborough, Mike Brzezinski, and Claire McCaskill.

* Javier Milei, tantric drummer

* The hideousness of modern Peronism

* A brief digression on Aerosmith

* So how did we all meet?

* Start fighting, Moynihan

* Another digression on Sam Altman’s awfulness (two examples now available at Moynihan’s Instagram)

* When Israel decided against killing the entire leadership of Hamas

* Well, they tried anyway

* Fiction that changed our lives

* I don’t want to read about who I am and where I came from

* Another Fifth drinking game

* And so very much more….

* Live from Oakland

* Sex strikes

* Loving OBL

* Stop deconstructing stuff

* Seeing your friends spinout online…

* They’re not sending anyone anywhere

* Drunk Kathy Hochul and her bad, drunk ideas

* Not drunk Nikki Haley and her bad ideas

* Hate speech isn’t a thing in America

* Israel and propaganda

* MKH on evangelicals, Israel, and the supposed “left behind” vision of Zionism

* TikTok you don’t stop

* And so much more!