Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes

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Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions.

How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents?

Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable.

Would you ever buy an extra ticket for a concert or show and figure out who's going with you later?

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Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes ARE BACK

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The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe.

What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK.

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes

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We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin.

Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls?

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes

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Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods.

Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed.

The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle.

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes

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Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed.

Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation.

What is the most crucial component of the pizza?

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Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes

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Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's.

Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need?

The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid.

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Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes.

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Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories.

White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies.

After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to.

Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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We take a harrowing journey down Francine’s Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90.

Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group.

What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always.

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