The Friday Mailbag

Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes

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We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff.

Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail?

Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation.

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Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’

During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review.

Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat?

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Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop.

What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object?

What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview?

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Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings.

We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact.

What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like?

Patreon Exclusive: Movie sequels we wish existed

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor.

Eden's fantasy basketball strategies.

Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor?

Patreon Exclusive: Do you dream of dinosaurs?

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed.

Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol.

Where would you put a third arm?

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs?

If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular?

Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear?

All those questions answered, and so much more.

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Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes

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We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer.

Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked?

How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting?

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Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition.

Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops.

What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your themed name?

Patreon Exclusive: A Very Important Dominos Update From Katie

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Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa.

What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider?

Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps.

Patreon Exclusive: Brand Name vs Generic Products

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