Jenn shows up half-poisoned by Popeyes and somehow that just turns into a full forensic breakdown of every fried chicken chain from KFC to shady gas station Dodges where dudes threaten to “shoot your ass” on the phone next to the heat lamp drumsticks.

Stroke gives a real update on his liver situation, which somehow turns into merch ideas, Stroke Aid, fake proposals for free dessert, and whether he should wear his graduation gown for six months. 

There’s also a cocaine-covered karaoke woman, a clothespin fetish mystery, kids running into traffic, nukes, dogs dying, and a surprisingly long investigation into when men are allowed to cry. 

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