Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper..

• Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the bullshit about the Great Wall of China being visible from space.

• Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida.

• Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers.

• A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns.

• Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink.

• A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire.

• One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you.

• The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us.

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