The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins

• 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this)

• 💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played

• 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla

• 🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better

• 🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called “soaking”

• 💌 Damn Problems: Surprise Starbucks ≠ romance. Also, is it your job to rat on your co-worker's cheating wife?

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