Ian ditched us for work, so Arnie States showed up, which immediately made the show feel like somebody handed the mic to a man banned from several Costcos.

Stroke explained his Florida oyster pearl hustle like he’s running a seaside jewelry cartel, which somehow turned into “a pearl necklace from Stroke,” because this show has the maturity of a middle school locker room with Wi-Fi.

Jess the song girl sent in a song about Mikey getting tea bagged …apparently this fanbase has lost all shame.

Jenn showed up and explained why she was late: her kid got car sick on the way back from Santa Cruz and absolutely launched vomit all over the truck. Not a cute little kid puke either. We’re talking full projectile Exorcist situation.

We breakdown why society got soft, from boneless wings to trigger warnings to people needing an app to remind them to drink water like endangered houseplants.

And Jen brought back the prison dating game, where once again everyone made choices and immediately regretted being alive.

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