Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive. 

Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.” 

Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after placenta talk because this show has no god.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

• Mikey melts down because he cannot physically begin the show without saying “Episode 55.”
• Stroke unveils a full catalog of Black Santas from CVS and his house now looks like Beyoncé's multiverse.
• Ian gets double-charged at a restaurant by what Stroke calls “that damn cracker,” prompting late-night drunken bank-checking.
• Jen mourns the loss of her stripper lights, which apparently requires Patreon support to resurrect.
• Random Facts derails into a 10-minute debate on whether there's any non-rapey way to say “ovary walls.” (There isn’t.)
• The gang discovers that 1-800-BLOW-JOB, 1-800-SEXYASS, and 1-800-BIG-TITS are all VERY real… and very eager for their credit cards.
• Confessions include eating yourself out, tasting semen, Thanksgiving family abandonment, and an Amazon driver pissing on lawns.

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