Stroke went to the Mayo Clinic, surrendered 32 vials of blood, and learned he has a tropical parasite that may have been living inside him for years. Most people would process that information privately. We immediately asked him to inspect his poop and send pictures if anything worm-shaped appears.

That somehow wasn’t the strangest part of the show.

Ian explains why calling yourself a “regular” does not magically earn you better service, a better table, or the right to jump an hour-long karaoke line when you tip like somebody’s disappointed uncle. Fair point, honestly.

After that, the internet takes over. A sign-language lesson accidentally teaches kids how to say “nut in my mouth,” a nervous woman stutters into the worst possible word during a public meeting, and a bison sends an old man high enough to briefly qualify as weather.

The Dammits close things out with toxic advice, including trusting every fart and shitting your pants to avoid a ticket.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

👕 Your closet looks like it has given up on you. Fix that humiliating situation here: https://www.nottds.com/store/

📩Tell us the thing you’re too embarrassed to admit to anyone with your real name attached. We’ll handle it irresponsibly: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2

⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so the algorithm stops treating us like three men yelling inside an abandoned Chili’s: https://linktr.ee/nottds

🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon and actually see the bison launch Grandpa into another zip code: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

NotThatDamnShow podcast Mikey Stroke Ian parasite MayoClinic liver transplant transformer DNA test clue worms poop entitled customers restaurant servers karaoke regulars tips Boardwalk WashingtonDC Minneapolis voicemail disability UPS driver dog pitbull emotional support animal radio lottery DigitalDump signlanguage ShaniaTwain divingboard bison attack fatcop toxic advice Everclear fart tickets JehovahWitness comments