The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers.

• Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets.

• Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo.

• Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried.

• Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know.

• Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her dinner. This is fine.

• Random Facts involve LSD films, the name Alf, and other signs of societal collapse.

• Game of “AI Fart or Real Fart” gets wildly competitive — and weirdly wet.

• By the end, everyone admits: we suck. But we’re not stopping.

• Closing message? “Don’t kill strippers.” Because we care.

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