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It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead.
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🧠 Episode Breakdown
Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie
Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers
A deep dive into whether porn automatically becomes a Christmas movie if Santa is involved
Stroke debuts “Goodbye Pearl,” a Christmas murder parody inspired by Goodbye Earl
WTF News covers Andy Dick’s overdose, Bonnie Blue’s Bali arrest, and a South Korean divorce over a liver transplant refusal
Digital Dump includes holiday slip-and-falls, Walmart fights, ungrateful adults screaming about calendars, and Santa fighting people in public
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Not That Damn Show episode 58 Christmas episode Goodbye Pearl Strokeified song cousin fucker song Andy Dick overdose Bonnie Blue Bali arrest Christmas movie debate WTF News segment Digital Dump holiday fights Walmart fight video Santa street fight Christmas porn discussion Green Frog Delivery sponsor holiday list episode radiation fog Sacramento Reese’s peanut butter cup measurement dick size joke cousin marriage legality Andy Dick Narcan Bonnie Blue bang bus Bali morality laws South Korean liver transplant divorce regifting candle story holiday anxiety damn problems holiday stress
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It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead.
Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸
🧠 Episode Breakdown
Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie
Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers
A deep dive into whether porn automatically becomes a Christmas movie if Santa is involved
Stroke debuts “Goodbye Pearl,” a Christmas murder parody inspired by Goodbye Earl
WTF News covers Andy Dick’s overdose, Bonnie Blue’s Bali arrest, and a South Korean divorce over a liver transplant refusal
Digital Dump includes holiday slip-and-falls, Walmart fights, ungrateful adults screaming about calendars, and Santa fighting people in public
👕 Grab Our Shit
If you’re gonna ruin Christmas, at least dress appropriately:
🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/
💌 Confess Something Fucked Up
Anonymously unload your worst thoughts. We’ll read them out loud:
🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow
Click everything. Smash nothing gently.
🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds
🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog Delivery
The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.
Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨
Support the people who keep this show tolerable.
Want to actually see the fights, songs, facial reactions, and visual chaos?
Join the DPs on Patreon for full video episodes, bonus segments, songs, and voicemails.
🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow
Not That Damn Show episode 58 Christmas episode Goodbye Pearl Strokeified song cousin fucker song Andy Dick overdose Bonnie Blue Bali arrest Christmas movie debate WTF News segment Digital Dump holiday fights Walmart fight video Santa street fight Christmas porn discussion Green Frog Delivery sponsor holiday list episode radiation fog Sacramento Reese’s peanut butter cup measurement dick size joke cousin marriage legality Andy Dick Narcan Bonnie Blue bang bus Bali morality laws South Korean liver transplant divorce regifting candle story holiday anxiety damn problems holiday stress

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