It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

• Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie

• Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers

• A deep dive into whether porn automatically becomes a Christmas movie if Santa is involved

• Stroke debuts “Goodbye Pearl,” a Christmas murder parody inspired by Goodbye Earl

• WTF News covers Andy Dick’s overdose, Bonnie Blue’s Bali arrest, and a South Korean divorce over a liver transplant refusal

• Digital Dump includes holiday slip-and-falls, Walmart fights, ungrateful adults screaming about calendars, and Santa fighting people in public

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